If you were wondering where did all the nutburgers and conspiracy kooks go who want to believe that Barack Obama wasn’t born in God’s America, rest easy.
In fact, were Obama to declare them all “terrorists” he could bump ‘em all off with one bunker buster, because they’ve all migrated to WorldNetDaily®.
Of course, Shorts&Pants doesn’t advocate grinding these poor souls into dust with a well-placed Mark 84 JDAM. No sir. We’d prefer they be tortured first, preferably in front of their children.
Whoops. Did I say that out loud?
Oh dear, I’m going to be trouble when Shorts gets back.
