Before you swallow the obscenely fawning stories in the media about the supposed great work being done in Haiti by the Church of Scientology, specifically the knob-slobbing of John Travolta, patron saint of self-aggrandizing weirdos, Shorts&Pants directs you to top investigative reporting site Gawker, which has the real story of the colossal fuckup these freakshows have made of (allegedly) aiding unsuspecting Haitians.



I’m not bothered by the work of the Scientologists, but I am really concerned that a bunch of Jeebus lubbers can’t run off with a bus load of children like they used to. What is happening to this country that we can’t let some Idaho hicks go kidnap children from any random (lesser) country than Americun