An aspiring college student in New Zealand this week auctioned off her virginity for the equivalent of $31,000.
This enterprising young woman acts as an example to all the whiners in God’s America who complain that “I can’t find a job,” or “I can’t afford health insurance,” or “my mortgage is too expensive,” or “my job was outsourced,” or “my unemployment benefits ran out,” or “the landlord kicked me out because I’m six months behind on rent,” or “I had to declare bankruptcy because I can’t afford the surgery that saved my life,” or “I was fired because I complained about sexual harassment,” or “I can’t afford to send my straight-A kid to college,” or “I can’t afford a funeral for my mom,” or “I lost my job because my car was repossessed and I can’t get to work,” or “I can’t afford to feed my children,” or “I can’t afford rehab,” or “I can’t afford the prescription medication I need to stay alive.”
This country is going down the toilet because too many people whine and complain about all the trivial little hurdles that get in their way in life without getting off their fat asses and doing something about it.
This ambitious and industrious New Zealander shows us all that excuses are for pussies and success only comes to those who really want it. Take heed, America, you big babies.



@AustinJ:
Thank you for the inspiration sir/madam.
I have placed advertisements on Craigslist for the purpose of auctioning off the virginity of a variety of college students. If you will furnish me with your SS# and banking information I will forward you the 10% of my profits that are yours by right for bringing this lucrative opportunity to my attention.
x111e7thst: Just as soon as I hear from my Nigerian banker I will forward the information on to you. I would also like to inform you that I will be auctioning off my homosexual virginity for fun & profit, and will give you priority if you sign up now.
This would make a good FOX realty show. And by “good FOX” I mean it would suck and I wouldn’t watch it.
@Austin
How much for your Butt cherry? just askin.
Damn! These comments are reading like a GOP’s Craigslisting.
Austin is Phil Gramm’s evil twin.
Monsieur Grumpe: $10 — take it or leave it.
Wilson Edgar: I heard that!
hehehe virgin. Yeah right, I’ve heard about those $15 Chinese fake hymen kits that Egypt is trying to outlaw.
$31,000 – $15 = Kapitalistm for all!