Interesting Propositions

By shortsshortsshorts, 2 February, 2010, 5 Comments

Oh boy! Finally! A real world solution. There is someone from Idaho that wishes to speak to you about the real dangers of society. You may not know him by name, but his message belongs in the greatest halls of our Nation’s libraries, museums and other such civic gathering places. Bobby Fischer (not the chess playing one) proposes we ban the hell out of gay people. Imprison them, in fact, because that’s what Jesus said.

If you believe that what drug abusers need is to go into an effective detox program, then we should likewise put active homosexuals through an effective therapy program. Secondly, I’m afraid you’re simply wrong about the Bible’s perspective on the law and homosexuality.

What you have just read is his response to a bunch of complaints regarding something he may actually believe.

via Joe.My.God:

In November, Fischer called for banning all Muslims from the U.S. military. In addition to his radio show for the American Family Association, Fischer is the executive director of the Idaho Family Alliance.

What a peach.

The best part of all is the influence he holds:

For a number of years he was a regular columnist for the Idaho Statesman. He continues to contribute guest opinions that regularly appear on the editorial pages of the Statesman and other Idaho newspapers.

What are you doing, people of Idaho? Does anybody have any statistics of his readership? No? Your Editor had never heard of this man, only today has he been given this opportunity of a lifetime. Imprison the gays! Ban the wenches! Send the Muslims to the cooler! If there is such a thing as true Christian grit, Mr. Fischer embodies it. You bet your sweet ass he does.

At least he’s appreciated by so many:

He received the “Friend of Life” award from Idaho Chooses Life in 2003, and the “Christian Statesman” award from the Biblical Worldview Learning Center in 2005. He was recognized by the Ridenbaugh Press as one of the top 25 “Influencers” in Idaho in 2005, and one of the top 25 conservatives in Idaho by Idahoans for Tax Reform.

Obviously a lack of appreciation for Idaho is why Devil Muslim Obama went into a tirade at the State of the Union against the right side of the aisle.There is nothing more frightening then a potential return to the Clinton years, when men constantly fapped fervently all over each other in dark allies while lambasting against the impending Sodom.

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5 Responses {+}
  • x111e7thst

    “I’m afraid you’re simply wrong about the Bible’s perspective ..”

    I used, on occasion, to converse with those who wanted me to consider the “Bible’s perspective” on stuff. It was pointless. Now I simply drive them from my presence with abusive language and threats of violence.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    I have an award for him but it must be received without lubrication.

    @xllle7thst
    I’ve been reduced to the same approach with Mormons that come knocking on my door. If I do say so, I’m getting the crazy rant down to the point I should probably go public. You know, public places like parks, McDonald’s drive thru and elevators.

  • Wilson Edgar

    I’d introduce him to Iris Robinson, but he looks a bit old

  • AustinJunkie AustinJunkie

    Iris Robinson looks freakish, like a kewpie doll gone bad, turned to the dark side, took up with Chuckie and Rumpelstiltskin in a three-way unholy trinity of Mormon hell marriage.

  • Wilson Edgar

    @Austin
    And they lived happily ever after.
    *sigh* I know, wishful thinking.

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