United States To Become Fascist-Conservative Regime

By , 22 January, 2010, 26 Comments

When you do a Google Image search for “fascist,” a vast majority of your results involve Barack Obama. Is this a TELLING SIGN? Yes, but not what one would think. What it means is that our Nation is full of mad-slobbering knuckle-dragging morons (YOUR EDITOR IS ONE OF THEM). Given that, we would like to discuss a Fox News thing:

Are We Witnessing the Death of Liberalism?

COMMENTS!

No , Liberalism is like Lord Voldemort or the Asian Carp or a Clinton ,,,Just when you think you have gotton rid of the evil, the darkness the invasiveness,,,, THEY’R BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK

Yes! “THEY’R BAAAAAACK!” What we need in this country is a one party system. One party means the number of problems goes down to zero, and thank God for that. We need a Nation filled with 89 foot 9,600 HP pickup trucks equipped with mortars and the whole deal. THAT is what we should be fighting for.

All it takes to k.ill liberalism is PEOPLE fervently coming against (them) it.

Great idea! We should just KILL liberals. You know— KILL them. Time for LIBERAL GENOCIDE. That’s not fascism, at all!

YES WE ARE! “WE THE PEOPLE” ARE WIDE AWAKE AND ARE TAKING BACK OUR COUNTRY.

It has always been yours, twit. WHATEVER WE AGREE OR SOMETHING.

Liberalism, progressives and political correctness are destroying our Republic. We need to return to common sense, conservative, American values.

Remember back in 1995 when Newt Gingrich and friends came up with the grand idea of making people think we needed to “return to our Conservative values.” Yes, well, we never left those either, twit. I believe it was Toynbee or somebody like that who said that “once a society advances, it will only fail if it returns to the days of old. It will crumble in its attempt at returning to an expired foundation.” If that isn’t a Toynbee quote, it is a Shorts & Pants quote, so there. SHORTS & PANTS IS NOW QUOTING SHORTS & PANTS. Does this rape your mind?

When it is all said in done the comment board at Fox News is a bit like hitting yourself with a club when you still experience pain— especially when you see this amazing thing here:

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

Friday, January 22, 2010 at 03:43 PM Report
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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

Friday, January 22, 2010 at 03:43 PM Report
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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

Friday, January 22, 2010 at 03:43 PM Report
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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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Ms Kentucky

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No….they will never give up therefore, we must continue to fight them.

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RealAmerican

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Yes, it’s going down in one big swirl. Oh, and America, after you flush in November, make sure to spray a little air freshener.

Friday, January 22, 2010 at 03:42 PM

Yes. That person posted the same comment over and over again, for eternity. BACK TO WORK.

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  • memzilla

    As always, wingtards making a case for retroactive pre-emptive abortion.

    Faux News: We distort, you deride.

  • lester

    why not just have no government. then we’d have nothing to fight over.

    you obviously don’t want anti abortion nascar type rednecks pushing their choices on you, so why do you feel the need to decide how they live for them?

    let them teach creationism in their classes and bring back segregation. all the cool people will come to the blue states. they are going to believe all that stuff anyway, govt dictate won’t change that

    go with the flow

  • shortsshortsshorts shortsshortsshorts

    Why do you hate America, lester?

  • lester

    america is a country not a government.

  • memzilla

    Fine lester. Why don’t you move to Serbia, or Somalia, or Haiti, or Afghanistan, or Rwanda, or Antarctica, or Sierra Leone. All these places have no gubbmint to speak of and are all countries.

    By your criteria, they are all paradises. And if you don’t like any or all of these countries, it’s because of one overriding commonality: they are all countries with no functioning gubbmint.

  • memzilla

    Alternatively, lester, you could declare your own independent country of Lesteristan and move to the middle of either the Okeefenokee Swamp or the Mojave Desert.

    No clean water for you: that’s gubbmint regulated.
    No telephone or internet access for you: that’s gubbmint regulated.
    No roads for you: that’s built by the gubbmint.
    No delivery of food for you: that’s gubbmint regulated.
    And when the skinheads come knocking on your door, certainly don’t call the police, that’s socialist gubbmint.

  • lester

    there are horrible countries WITH governments too. Nazi germany had a strong centralized government. at least somalia doesn’t have some robert mugabe guy taking everyones property and naming streets after themself and so forth.

    Anyway, I’m just saying you clearly don’t want these people making laws that effect you. Don’t you think they feel the same way about you?

    Why fight with these guys over who gets control of our massive 4 trilion dollar budget. I say, make the budget smaller and the fights will gradually become smaller too. 4 trillion dollars, or whatever it is, is too much power for any entity no matter how competent to manage and people sense this. maybe we don’t need to have NO government, but we do need a much smaller one and that means war especially. war is the most statist thing there is by far.

    life will go on if we don’t have cap and trade or universal health care.

    so too if we stopped having wars or subsidies or paying our dues to the UN

    same thing with, say, the department of education. They don’t have any Department of Education schools where kids go to learn, its just beaurocracy. most people would not even notice the difference if we stopped paying for these things other than it’s positive effects on the budget.

    all we really need to function from the state are roads, schools and police. and those people are people the state hires with our tax dollars. so in a weird way we are anarchists already!

  • lester

    “No clean water for you: that’s gubbmint regulated.
    No telephone or internet access for you: that’s gubbmint regulated.
    No roads for you: that’s built by the gubbmint.”

    we pay for these things. “the government” doesn’t build anything. it’s our tax dollars. I know I want clean water, I don’t need a beaurocrat to figure that out!

  • Wilson Edgar

    Oh Lester get the fuck off it.
    Yes, you’re funny with no-government b.s. but it does get tiring after a while (not to mention condescending). So what!? You think that police *magically* sorts itself out, they will just regulate themselves?
    Do actually believe that anytime someone with no means gets cancer a good Samaritan will jump into play and save the day?

  • Dave

    Hey Lester, Where were you when Bush was spending like no tomorrow? When Dick Cheney said “deficits don’t matter”?
    Did you complain then?
    Were you for the invasion of Iraq? (who had nothing to do with 9/11) How are you going to pay for that? Tax cuts maybe? If tax cuts fueled jobs we’d be swiming in help wanted ads, wouldn’t we?
    “gubbmit don’t build nothing” eh? In the (retarded) future maybe you and your buddies can get together and build a highway… And bridges… And perhaps some bombers and drones for the Airforce… And an Army… You’re for defense, right? So you and your friends could do that right?
    But God forbid you break a leg… You’d just have to shoot yourself and put yourself outta your misery… Couldn’t have a friend do that though. That’d be like abortin the undead.

  • lester

    “Hey Lester, Where were you when Bush was spending like no tomorrow? When Dick Cheney said “deficits don’t matter”?
    Did you complain then”

    yes

    “Do actually believe that anytime someone with no means gets cancer a good Samaritan will jump into play and save the day”

    what happens now? whose point are you trying to make lol

    “Were you for the invasion of Iraq?”

    absolutely not. note where I said “maybe we don’t need to have NO government, but we do need a much smaller one and that means war especially. war is the most statist thing there is by far”

    “In the (retarded) future maybe you and your buddies can get together and build a highway… And bridges”

    or we could just pay the people who do it now directly instead of mailing the money to the state and hoping they spend it on stuff we need rather than stuff they want.

    the appeal of liberalism and leftism is in it’s social liberalism not statism. you guys won the culture wars but lost the economic one, mainly due to stuff like the econmic caluculation problem and the laffer curve. the shortened version being that it’s pretty much impossible for states to plan economies because demand isn’t uniform and that taxation past a certain point leads to less production.

    I think if democrats could embrace spending cuts obama would be back up near 70 or 80 percent approval. I don’t thik that will happen and people are going to look for something cheaper. the growing deficit and unemployment outweighs any alleged justice you can provide the working class and this is what we saw in Massachusetts.

    heed me, oh warriors of the left

  • Internally Valid

    Short-sighted and laughably uninformed Paultard is short-sighted and laughably etc.

  • Wilson Edgar

    @lester
    You’re not that thick, are you??
    My guess, you’re just winding us all up, right!?!?
    To answer your “what happens now?” question, we have Medicaid. It’s fucked up system but, at least is something. But who cares, I’m far more interested in your “building roads” thingie. So how does that work? You round up the whole village and everyone chips in? What happens when we wanna build inter-village roads? Should everyone from both villages attend the gathering or should just send someone representing us?
    You see, this is where I start to think that you’re just pulling our legs. C’os you can’t be that stupid.

  • lester

    all the stuff you mentioned would be done the same way it’s done now, by the same people except we would pay for it the way we pay for our cable or newspaper delivery rather than sending 33 percent of our paycheck to a middleman who we hope might build it.

    Do you still pay AOL 20 dollars a month to use the internet? of course not, but you did once. or alot of poeple did. then we realized that was stupid.

    “we have Medicaid. ”

    also paid for by our tax dollars. the poor shlub in your example will have cancer in a country where people are keepign 100 percent of their paycheck. Obviously charity will be more robust than it is now and obviously a broke guy with cancer would be among the very highest of priorities.

    at any rate, you are missing my point. Yes, I am for anarchy but only because it is the smallest form of government and I loathe collective power. liberalism has no economic component other than spending alot. conservatives have chicago school type supply sider economics which is fraught with problems but it’s at least quantifiable to people.

    we have a debt in what, 13 trillion or something? Why not work to reduce that? people don’t want any of your “justice” they want to shrink that deficit. Obama appears to be going in the opposite direction. why? Do you guys WANT to lose?

    Obama won in 08 because he opposed the iraq war. why did people opose the iraq war? because it was a massive drain on our economy. it diverted money and workers away from it.

    people like bargains. give them one. give them one they will never forget.

    “Wealth is when small efforts produce big results. Poverty is when big efforts produce small results.” – George David

  • Wilson Edgar

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  • lester

    ” The decline in Barack Obama’s popularity since July has been the steepest of any president at the same stage of his first term for more than 50 years. “

  • Oblio's Cap

    Short-sighted and laughably uninformed Paultard is short-sighted and laughably etc.

    Too bad he isn’t short-winded, too.

  • lester

    it’s not so bad

  • x111e7thst

    Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
    Lester marschiert mit ruhig, festem Schritt.
    Kam’raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
    Marschier’n im Geist in seinen Reihen mit.

    Ou bien:

    Il n’est pas de sauveurs suprêmes
    Ni Dieu, ni Lester, ni tribun
    Producteurs, sauvons-nous nous-mêmes
    Décrétons le salut commun

  • lester

    usually people use snark to augment an argument. they don’t JUST have snark

  • lester

    President Obama singin lo lester’s tune! this is just the begining

  • Brendan M.

    This thread is totes gay.

  • Wilson Edgar

    What tune is that lester?
    Anarchy in UK?

  • lester

    precisely right

  • Oblio's Cap

    Lester makes Ms. Kentuck look like the soul of brevity.

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