Hello, everyone. Are you soaking wet? You should be.
As many of you know, occasionally your Shorts & Pants receives e-mails from the Walnuts bus. (If you do not know what Walnuts means, please click here.)
Anyway, as most of the people who read this little site are well aware, Scott Brown is your new Massachusetts Overlord. This was inevitable, of course, as his adversary was a twit, but many in the libtard community still believed that there was hope for America (there isn’t).
As a result of this, John McCain thought it would be just a FANTASTIC idea to spam the hell out of everybody with his fancy new idea— he is going to petition the SHIT out of this Nation. Alright Walnuts — take it away!
As is a recurring theme in our e-mails from Walnuts, please observe the multiple occurrences of this “petition.”
The Democrats are determined to do whatever is necessary to move their big government plans forward. Today, we’ve put together a petition urging Democrats to seat Scott Brown immediately and I ask that you sign this petition right away.
Two instances of petition.
Sign the petition to seat
Senator-elect Scott Brown immediatelySign the Petition
Okay we’re up to four now.
After signing our petition, you will be given the opportunity to make a contribution to Country First and I ask that you give as generously as you can so we can continue to elect candidates like Scott to office.
Now we have five instances, and Walnuts will send you to a site to give him money afterward. A DOUBLE DOSE OF AWESOME, of course.
So I ask that you take action today and sign the petition and make a donation. I thank you, as always, for your support for our cause.
Up to six instances in a 200 word e-mail, in addition to the second instance of “GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CASH, SLAVE.”
Please follow this link to add your name to our petition urging Democrats to seat Senator-elect Brown immediately. We’ve just begun to fight. Thank you.
Sign the Petition
EIGHT TIMES. Can you believe that? There is no shortage of rhetoric surrounding the “suggestion” to “sign the petition,” but this is still downright excessive. In fact, your Shorts & Pants is convinced. *signing petition and giving Walnuts money now*.
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
