Oh Look — it’s Michele Bachmann, and she’s gravitated towards a new objective. She’s going to be President.
Sarah Palin is the most visible with a new book riding the top of the bestseller list and Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is gaining ground as one of the drivers of the “tea party movement.”
Many of you may wonder why we are so obsessed with the Christian Broadcasting Network, and the answer we provide is “duh, people. We must embrace it. They are always correct about everything.”
We do not know why CBN has so many viable and stable viewpoints, but for some god awful reason they continue spewing them all over everybody, so that is that.
Accept your new CBN overlords and ye shant perish.
“Jefferson warned us over 230 years ago, be prepared. The natural way of government is to enslave you,” she explained. “And Jefferson said again, bind down big government with the chains of the Constitution. That’s what the effort was. Use these beautiful documents to limit man, not to grow man’s influence and oppress mankind.”
No Michele. You are wrong. Slavery was meant to enslave people. You know — slaves? Right? Have you heard of that? Maybe not. Oh well. It’s Friday so Bachmann can say whatever the fuck she wants for no good reason whatsoever.
Here is an example of things people say on Friday:
Michele Bachmann: GOP’s New Front-runner?
Is this a blessing or a curse? We leave this to you, dear reader.
