Here at Shorts&Pants we wholeheartedly endorse underage drinking and indiscriminate drug use. Having said that, THE PALIN FAMILY IS OUT OF CONTROL.
- 15-Year old Willow Palin was caught at a wild teenage party, “involving drinking, beer pong, loud music and property destruction, held at the old residence of one of Palin’s buddies who had earlier broken into the house.” We’re told by an anonymous source that there was also a severe lack of Christian values at this party.
- Sarah Palin’s oldest son, Track, is reportedly addicted to Oxycontin, probably because he’s bitter about his stupid name.
- Bristol Palin — the one who birthed a human child — claims, “I’m not going to have sex until I’m married…I can guarantee it.”
The only Palin that really has his shit together is Trig, who is just keeping a low profile, waiting for the heat to die down before he starts moving coke again.
I bet Piper is into huffing gas.
Todd seems to be doing pretty well, too. He’s married to a decent-looking chick who’s making millions of dollars and he has all the Van Susteren on the side he can handle. He’s living the dream!
LEAVE THE PALINS ALONE YOU EVIL WITCH.
This would make a great Simpsons episode, “Cletus and Brandine Go To Washington.”
I thought Track was in Iraq fighting for the rights of the media to lie.
make fun of the palins all you want. the woman is getting filthy rich and the democrats are getting voted out in places like massachusetts! time is for soul searching not gloating I think.
Lester why do you have to be so negative all the time ALWAYS????
Lester I think this negativity is getting out of line.
Lester, you can be negative, but you have to bring the funny / irony / snark wichoo.
Don’t be so impressed with Palin’s dollars. G-d has a funny way of smacking the self-righteous with problems that money can’t solve.
What is Palin going to do with all that cash?
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you are going to laugh yourselves right back into minority partydom. Obama has sunk like 30 points or something? I don’t see any reason why that shouldn’t continue. He’s getting near W territory.
memzilla- are you some kind of religious nut
hey, you are beating my guy Kennedy in massachusetts by double digits so there’s always that.
I personally think there’s nothing wrong with our government that 4 or 5 more political parties and public financing of elections wouldn’t solve. But, hey, I’m an optimist.
The difference between the Dems and Pubes is miniscule at this point.
memzilla- The FSM notes and approves of you religious nuttiness.
I second Oblio’s Cap election ideas.