Recently we mentioned that Obama appointed Amanda Simpson, man-turned-woman, to senior technical adviser in the Commerce Department. Well, of course, the Family Research Counsel jumped all over this one and have now released a statement that concerns us all. Soon we will either be transsexual, or we will have to kill them all off.

This new policy applies only to the federal government. But there is a bill being considered in Congress, the so-called “Employment Non-Discrimination Act” (ENDA), which would require every employer in America to open every position to homosexuals (by making “sexual orientation” a protected category) and “transgenders” (by protecting “gender identity”).

WE WILL ALL LITERALLY HAVE TO BE TRANSSEXUAL IN ORDER TO GET A JAWB. OH SWEET JEEBUS. While this may seem like overreacting, these are indeed the same people who are probably predicting that we are all going to hell anyway, so really who cares. ORGIES FOR EVERYONE.

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