Sarah Palin: American Genius

By , 8 January, 2010, 3 Comments

Earth’s Most Patriotic Gun Blog would like to ask you a question, dear reader. So many of you look at Sarah Palin in a negative light, and we are sick of it. STOP IT. Sarah is wonderful, isn’t she?

Haha that is not the question. The real question is — Why is Sarah Palin the gift that keeps on giving?

We know the holidays are over and all. Most of us American folk have returned to the daily grind of desperately seeking scraps from the rich and reused canned items while clinging to flaming barrels in this boisterous winter cold, but at least there is one human being who continues to provide hope for us all. Thank you, Sarah.

It turns out that during the Vice-Presidential debate last year, Sarah asked Joe Biden “can I call you Joe?” not out of some strange political act of looking personal, but because she didn’t even know his last fucking name. Good form, Sarah.

Palin had a reflexive tendency to refer to Biden as “O’Biden,” Schmidt revealed. He says other people on the campaign staff came up with a solution. “It was multiple people — and I wasn’t one of them — who all said at the same time, ‘Just say, ‘Can I call you Joe?” which she did.”

LOVELY isn’t it? Perhaps it was a personal strategy. Some believe if you fail to recognize your adversary, you are already ahead of the game. Was this some sort of diabolical plan? Gawker caught this early on. Just — amazing.

It’s getting really difficult to “leave Sarah alone.”

ED. NOTE: She really, truly didn’t know his last name. She actually went into one of the most important debates in our Nation not knowing who Joe Biden is. Really. We are saying this to you right now. She. Didn’t. Even. Know. His. Name.

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  • Monsieur Grumpe

    She’s just riding the short bus through life with a wink in her eye and grin on her face with big check in the bank. What a tard.

  • Wilson Edgar

    This should help explain why she can’t tell the difference between Osama (the terrorist) and Obama (the president)

  • You Cannot Be Serious

    I’m just glad she never had to debate O’Obama.

    Let’s all agree that some of those Hawaiian words are hard to pronounce.

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