Pat Robertson is a terrorist. We know this much. Just three years ago he predicted that a massive terrorist attack would kill all humans, and now he’s taken that moronic anti-American prediction and BLOWN IT UP. This should be the best 2010, ever.
Pat Robertson says God has told him that the U.S. is under a cloud of divine wrath and is headed for financial ruin. The Christian broadcaster announced his 2010 predictions on Monday’s broadcast of The 700 Club.
It must be nice to have “God” talk to you about various matters. Why is Pat Robertson the only human being with this ability? Whatever, Pat. We are all listening.
Pat Robertson: Economist.
“There may be some problem about terrorists and so forth, but I think the biggest problem we’re facing right now is financial. A fiscal decline to insolvency — it’s coming, and it’s a question of how fast,” he warned.
Quickly! Bank run! BANK RUN! We’re all literally months away from the end of days, again. Is God just being lazy, or is he lying? If Pat says “God tells me something is going to happen” and it doesn’t happen, does that mean God is a liar? WHY DOES GOD LIE TO PAT? There are only two explanations.
1. The “deceiver” is standing between Pat Robertson and the Lord, or;
2. Pat Robertson is actually the “deceiver.” OH GOD PAT ROBERTSON IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF? Talk to God about it.
Wait wait… so does this mean that Robertson is no longer asking for donations — ‘cuz that would be blasphemy, to take money when God sez it’s futile — or does it mean that God will only listen to your prayers if your donation is in Euros?
Robertson still has interest in a gold mine in Africa (along with the country’s dictator).
God sez ‘Buy Gold’!
God sez ‘Buy Gold’
And Pat can drink his holy milkshakes and move 2,000 pounds of it at a time with his Superman-esque legs!
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