Joe Lieberman: ‘I am the Victim— So Screw You, America’

By shortsshortsshorts, 16 December, 2009, 4 Comments

Does anybody know what to do with this wart? Doctors have done their very best to alleviate it— but the wart remains. Your ShortsandPants thinks warts are simply disgusting and un-American.

In the above-video, the wart explains his supposed “schism” with the Democratic party, his “maverickiness” as being an “independent,” and the possibility of running as a Republican. While your Editor has spent many good days in Connecticut, this negates every one of those. For every hour Lieberman remains Senator, Connecticut shall receive 5 lashings. FIVE, we tell you. If our Muslim President doesn’t make this happen, it will only get worse. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, America.

Thank you, Tom Tomorrow.

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4 Responses {+}
  • chascates

    You forgot the obligatory mention that he’s a ‘very devout Orthodox Jew.”

  • x111e7thst

    Whom the mohel should have choked with his own foreskin while he had the chance.

  • Wilson Edgar

    @chascates
    and considering how old he is I now safely say that Lieberman murdered Jesus.

  • Oblio's Cap

    CT is getting off easy with only 5 lashes per hour.

    Whip it, whip it good!

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