Hey kids! Do you love abortion? Well— the thing is, and to be quite frank— your ShortsandPants just HAPPENS to be a pro-choice website. Now, this may come as a surprise to many of you (as we firmly reject “science”), but we must give in at one point or another. BUT as you can see, we aren’t the only ones who support abortion! Do you know who else does? RED STATES! That’s right— Map Day provides yet another reason why our country is full of mouth-breathing freaks.

If only our youth learned to Saddleback— these abortions wouldn’t be necessary.

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