GOPers: EPA Finding Threatens Kittens, Plants
But… but… KITTENS? Anything but KITTENS!
The Republican Study Committee has a very important message for you:
Every day, over 6 billion humans and an untold number of puppies, kittens, and other animals produce large quantities of this ubiquitous gas. Should they be required to stop breathing? And every day, trees, flowers, shrubs, and other flora use carbon dioxide to sustain their own existence. Liberals are supposedly more plant-friendly than the rest of us, so why would they try to limit a gas that is essential for plant life? If the rainforests could speak, would they be stunned by this betrayal?
Ruminate on this, readers. The rain forest will be destroyed by efforts to save the environment, and of course the puppies and kittens will be massacred— daily.
Joe Barton says CO2 is in Coca-Cola & Dr. Pepper. We’re just doomed.
Until we eliminate all the wingnuts.