Your Editor is hidden in some compound in Eastern California, which is why we must impress the truth about Thanksgiving — it was all the Euro’s fault. Despite the lack of correlation between those “actual” Punic Wars and the modern thing we all refer to as “Thanksgiving,” we must all be thankful that no Americans died in this battle of ancient barbarity.
The point of all of this is that Your Editor will be out of commission as your ShortsandPants bequests to find the meaning of it all. Sacrifices will be made in the sake of this Great Holiday, and for that, we thank the…pilgrims?
EAT YOUR TURKEY. Did we mention guns and war?
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Do you wanna know what’s the worst things about Euros?
The Godless bastards don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
So yeah think of me while you’re downing that G&T.
Think of me under the pale office light, in a tiny cubicle typing my life away…
Thanksgiving!?!?!?! Fuck you.
Sounds like somebody needs a hug.
Or a drink. Yeah, that’s probably it.
This day celebrates the bounty of North America, by which the native Americans saved the first colonists, giving them sustenance and allowing them to murder said first Americans later on.
@chascates
…and your point is??