As we all are aware, John Ensign is in lots of trouble for paying off (his PARENTS paid them off) a family known as “the Hamptons” after their very strange loving sex-ca-pade that nearly (and probably will) cost Ensign his sexy Nevada Senator position. Now he’s in more hot water as Doug Hampton, a former top aide to Ensign and husband to Ensign’s former mistress, came out and bashed Ensign’s head, covered him in lighter fluid, and set him on fire. Nevermind all this, however. Your ShortsandPants has a different take on all of this — from the most ironic quote ever found related to this issue. Take it away, Politico!
Ensign has denied any wrongdoing during the nine-month affair with Cindy Hampton, which lasted from December 2007 to August 2008.
That is all.
