Do you remember America’s Other Hero, Joe the _____? He is still breathing! Not only is he still breathing, he is making noises. He is making many, many noises. His most recent noise wasn’t heard by very many “people,” but you can be assured that he did it with the American Spirit in mind. We will let Joe do the talking. You see, Joe has been hanging out in Utah stumping for Cherilyn Eagar, who is vehemently conservative and steadfast against such tarnishing to the Constitution as the Equal Rights Amendment of 1972 (?) and of course the ever prominent Gay Abortion agenda. Joe just HAD to throw his hat into this thing to help Eager, so he came up with a few words. While your ShortsandPants does not advocate giving this guy a second 15 minutes of fame, we will very happily give YOU about 3 seconds of it.
“I don’t like abortion,” he said. “I like guns and I want more.”
Why abort a baby when you can abort a living human being? ISN’T THAT JUST SWELL? Yes, it is logic, squared to infinity, wrapped in cornmeal and given a clever name. We will call it— “AMERICAN.”
And JTP’s website remains down after months. This was where my right wing hillbilly alter ego could vent. Where can I turn turn to now?
http://www.secureourdream.com/
“…he blasted liberals for ‘taking from the haves and giving to the have nots,’” yet “…he acknowledged that he went on welfare during his stint in the U.S. Air Force…”
Somewhere, a university student is writing a thesis on Orwell’s “1984″ and using conservatards like this to illustrate the concept of doublethink, which is doubleplusgood.
@memzilla: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!11!
One way or another the taxpayer is giving him paycheck/handout so, he is therefore evil.
Why did we get stuck with JTP anyway. I would have much rather had Tito the Builder or that other someone-the-something.