CHANGES: Executive Order No. 1 has been issued. Apparently, because of popular outcry, ShortsandPants is no longer called a “blog.” From here on, it is known as an Upstanding, Patriotic Website. Please spread the word.
Thank you and have a nice weekend.
But when do you secede from the Internet?
I am very concerned about this drastic change.
Shirley, it is forbidden by teh Constitution of Independance!
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Ah, the plan is becoming all to clear. Next you will take on World Net Daily. But will you decide to play for the other team?
Is Michele Bachmann our new Editor?
ShortsandPants has always been at war with Eastasia, etc.
I smell Freedom.
It’s exciting to watch you “going rogue”!
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