Sarah Palin, Ron Paul, and Alex Jones’ demographic is quite worried for your future. We are certainly entering a period of famine, correct? That is why you need to be prepared. Luckily you need only to look to “Survival Seeds” for all of your end of days farming needs. All you need is an acre of land (who can afford that?) and the will to continue living when Jesus takes away the righteous, just as Left Behind warned us would inevitably happen.

Yes, there is hope for you. Just look at this very exciting list of bullet points!

* WorldNet Daily cites strong evidence that some government agencies are stockpiling huge amounts of canned food.
* Jim Randas, former U.S. Intelligence officer, appeared on ABC telling Americans to start stockpiling food.
* Grocery store prices are rising faster than any time in U.S. history.
* Worldwide grain stocks are dropping precipitously as bio-fuels consume inventories…and on and on and on.

THE GOVERNMENT IS STOCKING UP ON CANNED FOOOOOD!!!!11! GROCERY STORES ARE ‘SPLODING! GRAIN IS GONE…JUST GONE! OVER!

As you can see, there is strong evidence here to suggest that whack jobs are masturbating to the idea of anarchy we need to create more food resources. Let’s cite a few more of these “facts” from our New Favorite Website, “Survival Seeds”

You don’t have to be an Old Testament prophet to see what’s going on all around us. A belligerent lower class demanding handouts. A rapidly diminishing middle class crippled by police state bureaucracy. An aloof, ruling elite that has introduced us to an emerging totalitarianism which seeks control over every aspect of our lives.

So, as you can see, this police state Communist demagogue bureaucracy we have been living in since January of 2009 is finally coming to a head. Therefore you need to be ready, GET IT? Therefore, please adhere to this list of helpful ideas:

It’s been very difficult to acquire high quality, open pollinated seeds lately. We’ve had a lot of our Food Storage Secrets’ customers asking for a good source and we finally have seeds we feel comfortable offering folks whose lives may depend on exceptional germination rates.

Do you know why it’s been hard? BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING OUR SEEDS! As if our government even had the capability of passing a useful health care plan, now they have the power to horde seeds and such. STARK UNDERSTANDING HERE, people.

So here’s the deal: I’m trying to get the word out before the food crisis becomes too apparent to the general public and there is a run on these seed banks. I’ve decided to sell the Survival Seed Bank at a discounted price to our customers who use this website to order. For the general public, the price will be a fat $297.00 – no discounts…even to FEMA or military personnel. Take it or leave it. But for existing Solutions From Science customers, as long as you buy online from this site, I will send you everything for just…

We know your waiting for the price…

$149 Until We Run Out!

JUMP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY BEFORE THE FOOD RUNS OUT! You must understand, there will be no more food anymore, for anyone, ever. That is why we have been destroying the surplus farmers have been supplying for the last 100 years and replacing it with money — because there is no food left. Thanks “Survival Seeds” for your terrible attempt in a solvent capitalist endeavor. Failure never tasted so…plentiful.

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