The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.
We must keep in mind that these people are insane, so you just KNOW their cause will continue to gain tread among dissatisfied GOPers/Tea Party people/closeted gays everywhere. With crazies like Rand Paul in Kentucky and Marco Rubio in Florida, there is absolutely no way in hell The Club For Growth will ever be pushed into obscurity. In fact, Rubio’s challenge against Charlie Christ in Florida is just one example of how these people operate. They are a war machine.
Let’s check in with Charlie Crist.
He’s in trouble! Why? He likes to Gay Hug the President. Granted, many Republicans were Gay-Hugging Obama during his campaign last year in an effort to save their dying party after George Bush sodomized the elephant in the back-room, but Charlie Crist’s cause is different, as his Gay-Hug was caught on camera. We like to refer to this as “Party Suicide.” Here’s the photo from Politico:
MmmMMM look at that sweet, sweet man-embrace. You can almost see the sparkle in Crist’s eyes as the warm hands of Barry ‘O take his mind to places it has never been, or allegedly (if Wonkette has anything to do with it) have been many times before. This is a happy Charlie Crist. Look at that smile. Too bad it was a TERRIBLE mistake.
The Club For Growth, partly as a result of the above-photo (and the bank bailouts), is now planning to tar and feather Crist. Doesn’t that sound swell?
In just the past two weeks, that hug has appeared in an ad by the conservative Club for Growth attacking Crist, in a Democratic National Committee e-mail highlighting his recent assertion that he actually didn’t “endorse” the stimulus bill and in headlines all over Florida, including one Wednesday that read: “Charlie Crist needs to figure out a way to undo a hug.”
It will only get worse.
“These kinds of images can be deadly,” said Republican strategist Mark McKinnon. “Circumstances and context don’t matter. People impose their own meaning and interpretations. And it’s impossible to undo.”
Charlie Crist will soon become the latest victim of these impervious hacks, also known as “Reformed Paultards,” or “Paultards in disguise.” Really, we do not know what to make of the The Club For Growth, and your Editor didn’t want to write this post, but now it’s done. There.
The end.
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@burke: Rand Paul would like it in Somalia. It is a land free from taxes and the impositions and exactions of government. Firearms abound. Paradise on earth. You should join him there.
Burke Garnock? You sure that’s not the name of your WoW Dwarf character?
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I’d hardly call that living, Dana.
also:
“He will eliminate the IRS, wasteful government spending & bailouts! Most importantly, he will vote NO on anything in Congress that is not allowed by the U.S.. Constitution. And he despises any politician that does not do their job for the people and does not live up to our Constitution!”
Sure he will. His daddy is as big a pork barrel whore as any other in congress, he just doesn’t like to pay for things. Who names their kid Rand? Fucking Ayn was uglier than a war wound.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_passionate_defender_of?
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