Mike Huckabee! The HERO! The opportunist! Yes, good ‘ol Huck has found a new calling— gibberish. He loves him some of that sweet, sweet gibber. For example, he was in Orlando talking foreign policy with Mickey Mouse and domestic policy with Walt Disney’s corpse, when he came up with a revelation about putting suspected/alleged terrorists on trial within the Nation’s borders. He calls it “accountability.” We call it “bullshit,” but you can be the Judge.
“Well, I think it’s absurd, and I think the Obama administration will be as much on trail as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,” said Huckabee.
Honestly, Mike— did you really just say that?
Rhetoric— a nasty thing made up by angry Greeks a few thousand years ago— inhabits the minds of most political aficionados. Huckster knows this, and will use it for some ridiculous, terrible purposes. “Let’s put the Obama Administration on trial” is about the same as saying to a random bystander at a shooting that they will be executed, immediately. Was this a slip of words? Who knows. Mike probably doesn’t know the difference, anyway.
Now, we may have taken this quote out of context. How about some more:
The former Arkansas governor says he learned a lot through his unsuccessful bid for the nomination.
“Well, one of the big lessons to be learned was you’ve got to have a lot more money than I had to compete successfully,” he said.
Huckabee wouldn’t say if he plans to run for the White House again. But he has a lot to say about President Obama’s plan to try 9-11 terror suspects in the United States.
“Well, I think it’s absurd, and I think the Obama administration will be as much on trail as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,” said Huckabee.
What actual human purpose does this mouthpiece serve, anymore? If Huckleberry has no plans for higher office— in fact no plans for anything at all— why is he talking? He should shack up somewhere in the homeland and be done with it. C’mon Huck— saddle up and settle down.
It doesn’t help that he’s wrong, of course, but we wont “fully judge him.” What we should focus on is PUTTING OBAMA ON TRIAL FOR CAUSING 9/11! Thank you for your words of wisdom, you failure you.



We may say ‘meh’ but Huck says ‘pie!’.