What is with this woman? Is sex the only thing on Meghan’s mind? IT’S HURTING YOUR WRITING, MEGHAN. Take her latest Daily Beast column, for example:
I find it even more disturbing that as long as you oppose gay marriage, filming yourself having sex is taken more lightly. Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this kind of thinking? And hypocrisy is something the Republican Party can’t afford to have right now as the GOP struggles to find its identity. As I said, we all make mistakes and I don’t want to be too harsh on Carrie Prejean. She is only 22, after all, and a former Miss California USA, not a politician. And lest we forget, she feels the same way about gay marriage that our own president does.
After going through the above-paragraph with a fine-toothed comb, it is abundantly clear that Meghan McCain wishes to perform sex acts with Carrie Prejean while filming the entire episode.
Here is the logic:
1. Meghan Likes the Gays
2. Carrie Prejean makes sex tapes.
3. Meghan is not a politician.
4. ???
5. SEX TAPE.
Thus concludes our rapid analysis of the facts.
No, No, No; clearly what she is trying to say is that she’s not gay, except on the internet, which she is married to, but not in a Christian way, Anal Warhol.
6. Meghan would totally do Carrie Prejean and turn her around.
“…we all make mistakes and I don’t want to be too harsh on Carrie Prejean…”
There’s really no other way to take that. She wants some lady-lovin’.
A Meghan McCain/Carrie Prejean sex tape would be fine with me. But please, don’t get Liz Cheney involved.
…oh God, she’s back!!!
If this Meghan/Carrie sex tape emerges during the “Going Rouge” book tour there will be one hell of a catfight between Meghan and Palin.
Deathmatch!
I love how We all make mistakes = Let some random guy you blew under the counter at Burger King make a video of you masturbating.