Remember the recent congressional race in New York’s 23rd district? The one where the Republican candidate wasn’t backwards enough so Doug Hoffman–a very backwards candidate from the ‘Conservative Party’–entered the race and subsequently lost to the Democratic candidate Bill Owens. Well, he just announced that he would be ‘unconceding’ the election that he already lost, because why the hell not?
Oh, and he announced it on Glenn Beck’s radio show. So there’s that.
Get on the Hoffman Express or get out of the way, ’cause there’s no way this human dynamo is gonna stop until he wins in NY-23, takes Hillary Clinton’s senate seat, and takes back the White House in 2012!!!
Well, that is unless all those nonwhite ACORN voters are able to get their ballots counted.
I HEREBY RENOUNCE EVER BEING BORN AND FROM HENCEFORTH SHALL RETURN TO THE WOMB.
As Gov. Palin said, “the race isn’t over, it’s just postponed until 2010.”
he announced it on Glenn Beck’s radio show
Now supported by corporate luminaries like Goldline International (sell your gold!,) LifeLock (like anyone would steal the identity of a cretinous Beck listener,) Syco Music (Susan Boyle!,) Newsmax (the most trusted name in news,) Lifestyle Lift (cosmetic surgery on the cheap,) Easy Water (because the lizard people are poisoning your water) and The Villages, FL (where old white trash collects & rots.)
Yes, Glenn happens to enjoy the fruits of many wonderful sponsors. You don’t have a problem with the AMERICAN FREE MARKET ECONOMY, correct? And they really are poisoning the water with microchips, thats just a fact.
Al Gore, live and learn….pussy.
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