Hey you, and your sister, and your entire family! Do you like awards? Well so does ShortsandPants. While we are grateful for the endorsements from Rumproast (thank you Kevin K.) and Wonkette (Thank you Jim Newell), we are looking for brave people to go here and spray ShortsandPants glory all over the place. Your donation isn’t monetary in any way, so why not bite on the opportunity to help a person who is not a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Set your TORs to AWESOMETOWN and get voting. We need your assistance in this matter, or the world will cease to move.
We will of course make our recommendations clear when it is not Sunday, but in the mean time, thanks to everybody who reads this awful rag, and thank you EVEN MORE to the Great Magnet, without which none of this speculation would be possible.
Mission Decomplished.
But… I feel so cheap… and tawdry. Leave a couple bucks on the bureau, though, and it’ll go away.
Rest assured that, like last year, I will do my best to figure out the inner workings of the weblog awards, and will post explicit directions on what *not* to do to articficially increase the vote count so that we can have an election that’s every bit as fair and unbiased as the 2000 and 2004 national elections.
I sense a great disturbance in the Force . . . but be aware there will come a time of voting when we must shoulder the load and complete the work to be done. That ShortsandPants be viewed with the awe it deserves.
Father, please forgive me, for i have sinned…
Umm…no.
Remember to vote (by clicking on the ‘+’) each day next to every nomination for ShortsandPants. And Wonkette.
Done, for God and Country and Gayz.
Yep, just clicked every single shortandpants +
Chuck Norris would have wanted me 2…