It appears that even though Sun Myung Moon continues to protect the rest of us in his quest to prove his holiness, his glorious bit of propaganda is experiencing some sort of security risk. You would think Moon would protect his flock, but even HE believes in free will.
To wit:
Employees at first couldn’t use the elevators for the three-story building. An additional guard has been spotted in the lobby, standing next to the regular security guard who is there during business hours. Sources aren’t sure whether the guard remaining on site today is armed.
OH, GREAT MOON. What say you? Brendan M., who tipped this little tidbit, adds the following:
Considering the types of lunatics they employ at the Washington Times, increased security is probably an excellent idea. Still, I wouldn’t wish violence on anyone at the Times…except Cal Thomas, Mark Steyn, Michelle Malkin, Larry Kudlow, Tony Blankley, Frank Gaffney, and everyone else here (http://www.washingtontimes.com/opinion/), except Roland Martin, I guess.
You are SO UNFAIR, Brendan. GOD. IT’S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THE MOONIES LOOK BAD. The shame. Meanwhile, AustinJunkies post sits here for your enjoyment.
Rev. Loon should marry the remaining Times staff to one another. I call dibs on Liz Glover.
Still, I wouldn’t wish violence on anyone at the Times…except Cal Thomas, Mark Steyn, Michelle Malkin, Larry Kudlow, Tony Blankley, Frank Gaffney…
Unfortunately I think most if not all of these horribly unfunny clowns are syndicalated and don’t actually burrow in the WTimes building. Perhaps a Mossad sleeper cell could be tasked with taking them out.
@chascates
Fine, I’ll take Pat Buchanan. It would be totes worth it to make Pat Buchanan get gay married.
@Hobo
Poetic license. Like when Gaffney calls Nobama a Muzzie. Also, a death panel/ACORN hit squad is a better candidate for that job, as the Times probably works with the Mossad and AIPAC in their espionage schemes.
Jeebers! You’d think working for the latest Messiah would be reasonably stable career.
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