Jake Tapper has never been mellow. Not for him an audience with the president of the United States where he just talks about the boring stuff — like will 45,000 people a year continue to die because they don’t have health insurance?
Who cares, right? Not not-mellow Jake, that’s for sure. He knows the real question real red-blooded Americans want the answer to is: will they go to jail if they don’t buy health insurance?
Win/Lose, Live/Die, Jail/No Jail — real Americans only understand absolutes — black and white, communism or capitalism, boxers or briefs.
The President said that he didn’t think the question over the appropriateness of possible jail time is the “biggest question” the House and Senate are facing right now. (Shhh…don’t tell Jake.)
But if you don’t penalize freeloaders with jail time then the obvious outcome will be free insurance for all the slackers, followed by the rebuilding of the Berlin Wall and finally communism sweeping across America until we’re all performing free abortions in gulags run by Nancy Pelosi and Stenny Hoyer!
Who will save us from the abortion gulags? Jake Tapper? Save us, Jake, you’re our only hope! (Hat tip to notorious horse meat connoisseur Chascates.)
Horse fat makes the best french fries.
I have taken the typical liberal position that the uninsured should be shot on sight instead of fined. This coincides with most leftist beliefs.
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I’m watching Juno.
So not abortion-friendly this movie.
Fucking Hollywood, always finds a way to disappoint….