America’s favorite debate rages on, with costs becoming a major issue for Pete Sessions— Texas’ 32nd Congressional Hero, questionable fundraiser, and lady-lover.
Sessions ways in with the CAVEAT— as with health care reform, women, with their lady-needs, would cost as much as smokers to cover. Quote:
“Why should a woman pay more than a man?” asked New Jersey Democrat Frank Pallone, according to the Courthouse News Service.
“Well, we’re all different,” Sessions explained. “Why should a smoker pay more?” he said, before being interrupted.
You see? Women are like smokers, somehow. Mr. Sessions understands this. Why does Barack Obama hate women and love smoking so much?
Ha ha ha! Yes, because having lady-parts is totally optional, like smoking.
The real question is: When (if ever) did Sessions choose to be “different” and have man-bits?
In other news, being female is a pre-existing condition according to our health insurance overlords!
Well, Sessions infamously said the Taliban were his role models, and they don’t care for women much (I heard Mullah Omar never invites chicks to golf or play basketball with him!).
WTF are you guys talking about? Women are just like smokers — pole smokers, heh heh, amirite?
@Hobo
I hereby nominate you for the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for Humor.