Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because he is very serious. But not only is he serious about being serious— he’s really fucking serious. We are very lucky in our altruistic agrarian Nation to have such a lad as Mike Huckabee running all over the fucking place gnashing his teeth and gritting at useless opportunities that only bring the apocalypse to the rest of us useless bastards. So he should probably run for President again— because of… Politico?

Gallup’s survey of Republicans found that 71 percent would consider voting for him, more than for Palin, Romney or others. The same survey found that he’s the only Republican whom even 50 percent of Americans say they think is qualified to be president.

Oh holy hell— the man is interjecting. By the time our current Hope Administration is done with this place, Huckabee will probably look like the second coming of Mr. Deity, which may or may not cause a vast globalization of stupid. Luckily, when it’s all over, Mike Huckabee will finally rise through the ranks to the place he belongs— the most powerful ass on earth— and the biggest.

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