Interesting Propositions

By , 9 November, 2009, 10 Comments

Occasionally tragedies such as the one at Fort Hood happen in our modern world. More often then not these are outside the borders of the United States, but when they happen on home-turf, the impact consumes the populace (and rightfully so). However justified National rage may be during these events, there are still various wonderful groups of wing nuts who wish nothing more than to blow an isolated event into a larger problem. The Liberals did it when an abortion doctor was shot in front of his parishioners, remember?

Now the bar of insanity has been raised to epic proportions. One man’s solution to this PTSD slaughter down in Texas? BAN THE MUSLIMS FROM THE ARMY! Surely this is sound logic.

From Bryan Fischer:

It it is time, I suggest, to stop the practice of allowing Muslims to serve in the U.S. military. The reason is simple: the more devout a Muslim is, the more of a threat he is to national security. Devout Muslims, who accept the teachings of the Prophet as divinely inspired, believe it is their duty to kill infidels. Yesterday’s massacre is living proof. And yesterday’s incident is not the first fragging incident involving a Muslim taking out his fellow U.S. soldiers.

Excellent idea, Bryan! Never mind that those silly Muslims serve our country as well as any Christian would— they are all plagued to become extremist-terrorist-fascists! OH GOD WE ARE DOOMED. Nothing like a little retarded fear-mongering to start the week, right?

This is not Islamophobia, it is Islamo-realism.

You see, it is a well known fact that every person who is not white is given an I.E.D. at birth to be used against the “infidels” at the proper time. All American Muslims are well-versed on the use of the AK-47 (like the American whiteys are) by the age of 10. Soon after they join the army and EVERY SINGLE TIME those Muslims get to serve in the armed forces, they end up freaking out and shooting up Fort Hood.

Why has nobody ever noticed or made this point before? Keep typing cretinous bullshit, Mr. Fischer! You are an unintelligible hack of the GREATEST and most WORTHY proportions.

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  • chascates

    And don’t turn your back on them atheists neither.

  • Wilson Edgar

    Islamo-realism…. wow!!!
    I gonna coin th0at…

  • memzilla

    The words “Christian,” “Jew,” and “Muslim” are all fine… until you put the word “fundamentalist” alongside. That’s where the problem really is.

    Mr. Fischer’s problem is his use of IEDs… Idiotic Expositional Diatribe.

  • facehead

    zomg… I just realized Timothy Mcveigh was white … time to round up all the whiteys.

  • Brendan Brendan M.

    And AFA president Tony Perkins’ dealings with David Duke and the white supremacist Conservative Citizens Council weren’t based on racism, either. It was just realism…that all his constituents in Louisiana are racists.

    Also, the Muslims are reverse racist and hate white culture.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    @Brendan and Facehead:

    SSHHHHHH. There is no such thing as racism anymore, remember? MICHAEL STEELE, dammit. MICHAEL. STEELE.

  • Brendan Brendan M.

    Micheal Steele is the true racist, what with his “lies” about the Republicans being scared of his blackness and everything. “LIES!”

  • kommrade reproductive vigor

    Yeah! Enough of this using DADT to pick them off one-by-one. Let’s get rid of everyone who can speak, read and translate languages spoken in countries with high Muslim populations. We’ll give some reaLAMEricans a quick Berlitz course and it won’t be any different. Added bonus: We can poop our pants every fives second (instead of 10) because no one will have any idea what the other scary IslamoMuslims are talking about.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    @Kommrade: You must stay here forever.

  • HoboSpaceJunkie

    ALL HAIL KOMRADE! Where have you been all my life?

    Also, can someone introduce a radical Islamist to Bart Stupak? I believe the one can do the other a favor. Or rather us a favor.

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