Your Editor had never heard of Erick Erickson before last year, when some evil website called “Wonkette.com” forced this information into my head, thereby rendering me useless. It is Erick Erickson that runs Redstate.com— the lightning-rod Conservative screed that babbles on into infinity like a parched whale (what?). Anyway, Erick is now ranking himself among the top Conservative detractors. Our most prevalent tipster chascates once again insults humanity and proves his hate for ShortsandPants by sending us this “blog entry,” titled simply “Shut Up,” by Erick Erickson. While it was sent for a different reason, we must focus on the man who will put all the focus on himself in the first place— Erick Erickson.

By the time you read this, a lot of ink and air time will have been spent on this Politico article suggesting that the Republicans tremble when conservatives like Rush, Hannity, Beck, or even me says something.

First invocation of self-promotion from Erick.

This is all coordinated. Harry Reid does not have the votes. And Obama is now determined to split the GOP. The best way to do that is to play to their vanity — accuse the Republicans of being Rush Limbaugh’s boot lickers. How do they prove otherwise? They vote for the public option and prove they aren’t tools of tea party activists, talk radio guys, and RedState bloggers.

Look at Erick! LOOK AT HIS BLOG! It is relevant. No, really, folks! It is TOTALLY IMPORTANT.

The subject matter of Erick’s diatribe concerns how Democrats are splitting the Conservatives by pitting themselves against FOX news, which is incidentally today’s theme, as you will soon see. Happy Friday!

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