Malkin’s Mad. To which the country says “so what?”

By KevoTron, 7 October, 2009, 5 Comments

michelle malkin gone wild
Good afternoon Internet! I’m sitting here in my small, DIY studio (late rent) listening to depressing economic news on the Public Radio and I’m feeling a little inspired. In between reading funnies, obsessively checking my Facebook news feed and re-lighting cigarettes I’m also venturing into the deepest, darkest, muskiest tubes that comprise the internet. I’m talking about www.michellemalkin.com.

I’ll give you the dirty details below the fold.

Shelly Malkin, man, she’s what you’d call a Hard Hitting Journalist. She has uncovered some blatant acts of heinous cronyism and corruption. It’s all very wonkish and technical so stay with me and I’ll unpack it for you a little.

First offense against humanity and the republic in general: this healthcare business. Have you heard about this whole health insurance reform stuff? It seems the liberals (all of whom are beneficiaries of George Soros’ billions) are trying to FORCE you to be covered by health insurance. To maliciously force the public to accept these widely popular measures they are engaging in propaganda. Kabuki theater. Some might even call it a “marketing campaign” or “ginning up support by presenting the public with the facts”. Ugh. DC can be so slimy! For instance, the Obama administration recently hosted a group of doctors who call themselves Doctors for America for lunch and a photo op on the White House lawn. This group of one-hundred-fifty “doctors” support the Presidents efforts to reform the healthcare industry. Now for the grit: many of them donated money to his campaign last year. Some as much as $500. You got that? People that supported the president in his presidential campaign are also supporting his policies now that he’s elected. Shocking.

Well, it’s not like he’s giving them cabinet appointments or calling them “czars” or something. But wait? What about this School Safety Czar? NAMBLA you say?

Yes it’s true! (no, it’s not) Kevin Jennings was a member of NAMBLA! Okay, well…he’s not BUT! At some point in his life he called Harry Hay an inspiration. You see Harry Hay started one of the first gay rights organizations in New York City in 1948. Then he went off the rails and was involved with NAMBLA. In some vaguely positive context Jennings called Hay an “inspiration” and is a de facto statutory rapist. If this logic seems a little “free and loose” or maybe “misleading” I’d like to just say “you’re a fag.”

Anyways. Malkin’s pissed. Are you? No? How do you sleep at night? Probably with little boys who ALSO donate money to liberals who are running for elected office. Fags.

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5 Responses {+}
  • HoboSpaceJunkie

    Who you callin’ a fag? Long time no see, Mr. Tron. Don’t be a stranger. Tonight I watched a documentary on the WW2 bombing of Coventry. A woman survivor told how her father broke into the butcher’s shop the morning after so’s to feed the kids “cold faggots.” I did some research & discovered that they did not, in fact, eat some chilly queers, but rather offal, or tripe. Live & learn. So it goes.

  • ittdgy™³²®©

    For instance, the Obama administration recently hosted a group of doctors who call themselves Doctors for America for lunch and a photo op on the White House lawn.

    Which doctors?

    Witch doctors!1!
    ~

  • chascates

    The prodigal KevoTron returns! It’ll take a few days but her fans will find this post and assert that she is the SMARTEST, the most BEAUTIFUL, and ALWAYS right!
    But we know the truth.

  • Oblio's Cap

    chascates

    Her fans are correct, since they all live on Bizzaro Earth.

  • Bob

    The majority of doctors, and by a fairly substantial margin, support the health reform plans that Congress is considering.

    The New England Journal of Medicine reported a study, recently, showing that 72% of physicians support reform with some form of a public option.

    This is consistent with the fact that 8 of the 10 largest medical societies (including the American Medical Association, American College of Physicians, American College of Surgeons, American Association of Family Physicians, among others) all support this reform.

    It isn’t theater. It’s reform that doctors want.

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