Hey there, America! Thanks for all your help and all from out here in the Golden State. We sure love how you right-wing bastards trash California as if its worse than Sodom, and then throw all of your money at Conservative causes as if there is nothing else to do with life. No really! We appreciate it! Just look what happened with Proposition 8. Hundreds of terrible ads were played all over our State depicting gay marriage as being the same as child molestation and other effective New Media concepts. This post is devoted to the Gayest Ads to Ever Come to California, or “GAE,” for short. Surprisingly these ads came from the opponents of gay marriage. Who knew?
Sacred Ground from Protect Marriage Washington on Vimeo.
Gay! SO SO GAY! And child molesting, of course.
And teachers would have to teach children to be gay! GAY EVERYWHERE! Look at that gay!
Being gay is confusing! The children will have to learn that some people are gay! OH JEEBUS IT IS SO GAY.
The gays want to attack and eat your children, too. OMG OMG OMG.
Beauty Pageants are incredibly gay— but the gays are attacking Beauty Pageant contestants. SO CONFUSING! Why confusing? Because it is gay.
And if the gays are allowed to marry— all families will be doomed. While it may seem like allowing more people to marry would promote a familial society— that is all wrong.
Thus concludes our Historic Treasury.
Saw some congressional clown on the teevee tonight, a guy from Texas, I am ashamed to admit. He was reading from the rick santorum book of homosexual defilement, talking about the (obvious) straight line from gay to sex with animals. He spoke of his fear that one day “sexual orientation will mean just that — sexual orientation.” I do not know exactly what he meant by that but by the time I’d cleared my head he was onto animals & suchlike. Sex with animals. And of course his accent made him sound like an inbred cracker, somewhat ironically. I sure hope demographics don’t lie & that human trash like this are on the path to extinction.