Once upon a time in a land far, far away, John Boehner and Eric Cantor wrote a letter that is no longer accessible to us “human” types. This letter is critical of Michele Bachmann, apparently, but now it is gone! HMMM. But, according to the Minnesota Independent, it has been replaced with this:
What is the moral of this short story? We are represented by a gang of prostitutes, and nothing else. There are solicitations being performed not only in the streets of D.C., but inside the highest realms of power one can think of. What makes this even worse is the general American reaction that stating one position at 10:00 a.m. and completely reversing that position by 12:00 p.m. is actually acceptable to us. Isn’t that swell?
Not only are they whores, but they’re extremely cheap, syphiletic whores with running sores.
There’s nothing wrong with this country that 6 ot 7 political parties and strong labor unions couldn’t solve. But the bitterz thinks that’s too un-American and they keep us going down the same shitty path.
Yeah, this country might actually have a prayer if we had proportional representation in a parliament-style democracy. Instead we have the somewhat socially liberal big business party and the troglodyte big business party. We are so fucked. But I’ll buy that blender!
Bachmann said the Dems were afraid she’d be the first female President. That enough loons would actually vote for her must have given the GOP wheels pause.