California has been nothing but Fat City for the last 6 years. It was in 2003, when the State (Karl Rove) installed a robot-human into the Governor’s Mansion who was supposed to lead us out of the so-called “despair” that a Democrat had caused. We were pissed about budget delays and “too much Government,” which is a nice segway into the clusterfuck caused by a burly Austrian. This Austrian has broken many proud records, such as the Record for Longest Delay in Securing a Budget (3 times), and the coveted Record for Simultaneously Breaking the Record of Greatest Deficit While Still Being Able to Cut Most State Services.

With the example this Republican has made for the Golden State, it would make more sense to cut off your own limbs than to elect a Republican in 2010. BUT, somehow we will do it. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Meg Whitman.

“As goes California, so goes the Nation,” San Francisco’s Mayor, Gavin Newson, said to a weary crowd during the “Battle for Marriage” which Democrats lost last year. We are no example to the rest of you, that much is true.

All About Meg

Meg comes as a heavy-handed multimillionaire from E-Bay. She is “The Don,” if you will, of a company that promotes the private sector more fervently than a High School pep rally, and yet she wishes to enter one of the largest Government bureaucracies in the world. What’s on Megan’s agenda?

And while she said her first goal as governor would be to create two million private-sector jobs, Ms. Whitman said she would reduce the state work force by 40,000 people as part of a proposed $15 billion in permanent spending cuts.

JOB CREATION! It’s everywhere, right? Hell— why not fire the Government that works for you, Meg? That is a genius proposal! This is a State with over 36 million souls. Surely the current Governator’s refusal to raise taxes one damn for revenue, coupled with the recent influx across-the-board furlough days in the public sector has been a RECIPE FOR SUCCESS.

But why all this focus on Megan? She’s just a God-fearing American like anybody else. She pays her taxes like us all and doesn’t have a real scandal that the Libs can attack her with, right?

To be honest with you, dear reader, it is statements like this that scare the pants off of most people:

“Honestly, when I talk about spending, I get mad,” Ms. Whitman said. “I simply cannot understand how even politicians could have let things get so bad.”

You see, Megan apparently has an anger-issue when it comes to spending money. She utterly refuses to do it. Surely that large house of hers was actually a freak give-away from some E-Bay auction. No. It isn’t. She’s a money-hog with a gilded message. This hasn’t work for the last 6 years, and it isn’t going to work for the next 4. This fake Anger Bear will probably drive us all into deep poverty, and that will pretty much be the end of it.

So to all of you out there who hate California— keep your hopes up. This place will all be a barren wasteland soon— filled with the same swine you saw in Road Warrior. Not even the lead actor from said movie will be able to continue his California lifestyle of getting drunk and hating the Jews. This will be ugly. No question about it.

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