American Family Radio, our Nation’s finest broadcasting syndicate, has very exciting news for you. Christianity is about to pierce the GODLESS HEATHENS of sports radio, just as Jesus intended.
You see, when Jesus gave all those fish away, what he really meant to do was PASS THE PIG SKIN. Obviously sports and Christianity are one in the same.
The program, “College Football This Week,” is hosted by ESPN college football analyst Mike Gottfried and American Family Association President Tim Wildmon.
In addition to news on college football, the show will feature stories of Christian players and coaches.
As Jesus was a huge advocate of competition, cheating, steroids and the like, this should turn out swimmingly, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo
Everybody sing!
That is one disturbing hippie illustration. Why is the hippie not wearing a helmet? And what’s with the robes? Just out of hospital after being injured while not wearing a helmet? And it looks like they are playing some perverted version of Smear the Queer.
…it looks like they are playing some perverted version of Smear the Queer.
Yeah, that’s football, all right. Believe me, I played center for five years.
I played soccer all thru highschool and college and know next to nothing about football. But the illusration with Jeebus makes it seem awfully fey. The two characters in the backround seem to be skipping, the ones in front look like they are about to burst into song. Surely this is not representative of how the game actually goes?
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Is it representative of how the game is played? Not so much. But locker rooms full of football players are little more than Caligula-esque scenes of handjobs and sucking and fucking and other unmentionable things rarely seen outside San Fransisco bathhouses and Republican National Conventions. Also, pre-game group prayers, which were the gayest thing of all.
I decided not to play my senior year.
I don’t recall the goalposts being in the shape of crosses, either.
The coach tried to force that FCA crap down our throats,too.
I got a job and quit playing as a senior, also.
God, i hate Jesus.
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