Please Make Sense of the Following Statement

By shortsshortsshorts, 23 July, 2009, 3 Comments

MORE BACHMANN, because she is all the rage these days. Let’s try to make sense of the following statement, as it could mean about 6 million different things:

Yet it’s so curious. When you look at these 33 new bureaucracies that are created, when it comes to that decision about an abortion, you’ve got 33 new bureaucracies now that are created. I recognize those who are here are probably pro-life in this Chamber. But for those women who aren’t pro-life, that’s something that they need to consider very seriously. The government is going to be between them and their doctor in a whole new way, a big way, a 33-bureaucracy way. That’s one thing women understand. Women consume health care. They purchase most of the health care in this country. They take care of their elderly parents. And women will be the ones that are stuck filling out the paperwork, making call after call after that call.

We all know what it’s like if you call the Department of Motor Vehicles and you have a problem, or you call some other government department if you have a problem. You know what you have to go through. We still have gentlemen who have served valiantly in World War II who still can’t get medals. They’re still trying to get through to get access.

Now we’re looking at women having the hassle factor of having to get through to a bureaucrat.

So is Bachmann Pro-life? Do WWII veterans need abortions? Are women trying to escape being violated by a bureaucrat? YOU ARE CONFUSING, MICHELE. Please tell us what the hell you are talking about to end said confusion.

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3 Responses {+}
  • Monsieur Grumpe

    I think it means that you can get abortions at the Department of Motor Vehicles. I did not know that.

  • Wilson Edgar

    @Monsieur Grumpe
    You read the whole thing?
    Good God!!

  • HoboSpaceJunkie

    Well I say good on the DMV then! About time they stepped up to the plate.

    I am pro-death myself, having no prob w/abortion and not believing in the symbolic cannibalistic worship of an ancient, profoundly ignorant nomadic desert tribe’s sky fairy. So line up the pre-teens and force RU-486 down their throats everyday, just to be sure!

    I’m going to assume this number 33 has magical properties (divides into 666 maybe?) and so was not fabricated out of while cloth simply to muddy the waters, confuse the debate, slow down the agents of change. Because honorable congress people are honorable.

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