July 4th Teabagging— Washington D.C. Edition

By shortsshortsshorts, 5 July, 2009, 7 Comments

What do Government, Obama and Health care all have in common?

SOCIALISM, of course. Welcome to D.C.— the center of American governance and apparently— a Tea Party death trap.

Let’s do this.

3647640543_0bafa06c3cWe weren’t kidding about the “death trap” thing. SOMEBODY CALL LAW ENFORCEMENT. This woman needs help and it’s gotten so bad, she must tote a sign in order to get the proper attention. Why is Barack Obama doing this to her?

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It continues to be that Obama has not satisfied people with his birth certificate. Here you are, people. We need to put this to rest for the 80th time:

Okay, moving on. Let’s talk about STEALING SHIT. As we all know, that is the mandate given to us all by our new Communist overlords:

3687459703_39b0f7d9b8HAMMER AND SICKLE, people. That is how government works. First you must make your quota, and THEN you may read on.

It is just as Stalin intended it to be.

3687459795_490a2e5bcdHey, European people! You should be vacationing more in the Country Formerly Known as the United States— AMERISTAN. Yes, with our vast beaches, our gulags, and our Communist Province of California wine country, surely your SOCIALISM Euro Dollars belong here.

3687460043_4d169ab100What will happen if this man’s sign becomes a reality? Maybe we can rename the I.R.S. something more user friendly? We’ll call it Super Happy Fluffy Bunny Thing That Gives You Government Services. That should qualm this man’s concern in its entirety. That or we can just GIT RID OF TEH DARN THING, as these government “services” are way overrated.

Really, it is true. What we need to do is shut the whole god damn thing down, according to the photos, below.

3687460221_afdba295cdWho DIDN’T see this one coming. It is clear that Congress is just ITCHING to be liberated by all of us. Why not just throw them all away, like a used condom? Yes, that is what America needs.

3687460361_a0da60025eAren’t these comparisons to Russia getting a bit excessive? I mean first we criticise Obama for being a Commie-Non-American, but on top of that we accuse him of being like the Czar that the Bolsheviks disposed of? CONFUSING, people. There needs to be more consistency with the crazy. Please note.

3687460559_ba8eb9a24bLooky here! It’s Captain America’s mistress! She happens to be a Libertarian. Did you know that? Neither did we!

Yes, you learn something new everyday, apparently.

Here’s a question— why bother using the apostrophe? More importantly, who is this “Rew Wright” person? The world deserves to know, friends. What they know that we do not know is potentially catastrophic to the state of the Nation. SHARE, Teabaggers.

Well this just does not make any sense, at all. Just none. No comment.

OBAMA— EVIL SOCIALIST MUSLIM OR DOWNRIGHT SINISTER AMERICAN DICTATOR? You decide. Yes, the rumors fly all over the place, but when will we know the troof?? There is no justice without truth, as so many scholars have claimed for many centuries. The problem remains with these over-arching dichotomies/redundancies/conflicting theories these people keep invoking that one cannot be both a Fascist Dictator AND a Socialist Muslim… that is just absurd. BUT the fun continues.

Finally, some solutions! Glenn Beck, who is a beacon of sanity, will show us all the way out of this 232 year NIGHTMARE called “governance.” Yes, he’s the most stable and sane person on earth! As well as these people, of course:

That should really sum of the whole situation.

Thanks to everyone who went out to get pictures of the nightmare which permeates the souls of 10% of the population at this point. Why do they continue with this crap? Who knows, but at least somebody is.

WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!!11!!

More photos are here if you haven’t banged your head against a wall already.

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7 Responses {+}
  • chascates

    I notice a lot of these ‘tards have signs stating ‘READ THE CONSTITUTION.’ Who is supposed to be reading it and what are they supposed to be getting out of it? Why didn’t they have these signs during Bush/Cheney?

  • Ken Uckledragger

    Yeah, but we know the COLB ain’t real, ‘coz Obama’s Kenyan BC is now up for grabs on ebay, and ebay is NEVAH wrong. Nooobody has EVAH scammed on ebay, have they?

    Personally, I adore the ones about Hopey being a dictator or tsar. Semi-dittoing Chascates, where were these people when Fla got thieved in ‘00 and Ohio got hornswoggled in ‘04?

    Y’know, some days I bet Hopey sits in the Oval Office, sees shit like this and thinks “Fuck it, I’m OUTTA here. This just ISN’T WORTH IT!” And I couldn’t/wouldn’t blame him in the slightest.

  • x111e7thst

    @Ken – I doubt it. That would make our Hopey like Sarah Failin’, The Quitta from Wasilla.
    I think Barry knew what he was letting himself in for – and for whatever reason it’s worth it to him.

  • x111e7thst

    Does the moron in the first picture understand that the taxes she abhores pay for the police?
    Nahhhhhhhhhhh probably not.

  • chascates

    @x111e7thst: I don’t think any of these people know what their taxes go for or even how much they are actually paying. California’s problems are because of that idiot Prop 13 or whatever it was years ago that limited property tax increases.
    Don’t like paying taxes? Try living in Somalia.

  • x111e7thst

    @Cascates – as soon as anyone in Somalia has a little money they move to Somaliland. Where there is a government and ALSO TAXES.
    It’s like going Galt for sane people (going un-Galt?) I try explaining this to such Randians as I run into but they don’t seem to get it.
    Btw have you noticed that the majority of these people are potbellied, nearsighted little jizz monkeys. Whose role in Galt Gulch would be as slaves in good times and food in bad?

    I ramble but it’s not my fault. I crashed my motorcycle and am dealing with the massive loss of skin via oxycods and alcohol.

  • chascates

    @x111e7thst:Sorry to hear of the wreck; I read it on Wonkette. Try making it to Austin’s Republic of Texas bike rally next June. It’s a hoot. Looking at the crowds at the tea parties I doubt anyone makes more than $100K a year. I’ve never made more than $27K and I like having quick responses from the EMS, police, fire fighters as well as clean parks and libraries with current books. But then I’m a socialist.

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