Sarah Palin JUST ANNOUNCED that she will have no more of this Governor Job Business, and will be resigning on July 25, 2009.

Why is she doing this?

CNN, MSNBC and our other media friends are saying it has something to do with wanting to run for President. However, that is total bullshit. There is no doubt— evidenced here by a chat with Brendan:

12:43 PM Brendan: Palin is not running for reelection! America is losing its most beloved governor!

My 4th of July is ruined!

!

me: I KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT?

the media fuckers are saying she wants to run for POTUS

but I know that’s bull

12:44 PM There’s a scandal here, Brendan.

find it.

im posting on it right now

Brendan: I guess she is following the wildly successful Mitt Romney model?

me: oh yes, that should work out— especially being that her whole platform was all the “executive experience” she has

12:45 PM Brendan: Maybe she is stepping aside so Trig can run?

me: less than 1 term gov of alaska

hahaha

12:46 PM Brendan: I’m watching the video. It is like a slightly more bitter and self-pitying, stupid version of Nixon.

me: ya i think she’s fucked

she’s all nervous

talking crazy

12:48 PM BRENDAN SEND ME SOME RESEARCH MAN

I really think something is going on

but im stuck on Tea Parties right now

12:49 PM Brendan: I’ll see what I can do (I’ll copy and paste Mudflats)

me: nice

email it I’ll post your write up

I already have a working post

just sitting on it until i have the GOLDEN information

12:50 PM Joe the Plumber is carrying the site today

19 minutes

1:09 PM me: Any MEAT?

Wonkette caught on

but their kinda rolling with the POTUS bid thing

which I think is bullshit

1:10 PM I’m going with scandal

Brendan: I’m guessing Trig’s Indonesian birth certificate surfaced.

me: haha

TELEPROMPTERZ

1:11 PM Brendan: Which shows that Bristol is the real mother and David Letterman’s mouth is the father.

me: You are the second person to invoke David Letterman with me

What is with that?

1:12 PM Brendan: Did you see the video of the Palin supporters calling for “mouth-raper” David Letterman to resign? I think that was the point at which even the MSM realized she has no real future.

1:13 PM me: So being governor IS hurting her chances for a POTUS one, based on that.

Brendan: Totes

Mudflats crashed, by the way, so my research has hit a wall.

1:15 PM They’re showing more video of her pity party. It is pathetic. Even I am starting to feel sorry for the cunt.

me: ha

1:16 PM still a cunt though.

once a cunt, always a cunt

it is written

what a big day for all of us.

What is mudflats saying?

8 minutes

1:25 PM Brendan: So far it is mostly “Hurray!”

1:26 PM me: My friend who does psycho analysis took apart her speech

and basically came to “holy shit she wants to be President”

which was pretty convincing

So there ya go.

1:27 PM Brendan: So she’s pursuing her run for president with the same competence and thoughtfulness as she displayed in her run for vice president…

1:28 PM me: Yup

I hope she does it

4 more years for Barry.

1:30 PM Brendan: Perhaps several of Mark Sanford’s mysterious “adventure trips” during which he “crossed the line” were to distant and exotic Alaska?

1:31 PM me: Man that would be perfect

1:32 PM I cant find anything other than scandals we all know about

dammit.

all 15 Ethics complaints, of course

which happened because of the librul mediaz

1:33 PM Brendan: Wait, where was Sarah Palin on the day that Micheal Jackson died? ZOMFG!!!1

me: SUE HER.

Brendan: BURN HER.

me: SODOMIZE HER.

wait, too much?

1:34 PM Brendan: That crossed “the ultimate line,” which is against God’s Law.

1:35 PM me: obviously

Brendan: Maybe she thinks she can make more money starring in “Nailin’ Paylin II: Teabaggin’”

me: I am posting this chat.

haha

So you see the truth now. What does Glenn Beck think?

Well alright, then.

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