Chascates, the King of tips, received an amazing e-mail from Iran today that we absolutely must share. This is a terrible situation, and while we sit fat, happy and stupid in our little bullshit existence, there are people that believe in something and are acting on those beliefs. Stop fapping, and start staring. This is a pivotal point in history for one of the oldest civilizations in man’s history. Here is the e-mail:
I received this email from an acquaintance in Iran who is known as Joe the Camel Doctor:
“The reports you hear about the election in Iran are misleading. These come from what we call the ‘mainstream media’ or ‘the drive-by press.’ Practically none of them are Muslims and most are Jewish. The actual situation I can recount from the most trusted figure here, a man call ‘al Rushba’ which means ‘the immense and all-knowing one’. [Picture attached] He is wise in the manner of all things. On military matters, even though he didn’t serve in the great Iranian-Iraqi war due to a physical infirmity. Also on the question of women, he had three wives (although curiously, not all at the same time). But they were not to his liking so he sent them away and thus knows what a woman should and should not do.
The current troubles are due to an elitist, radical segment of society who do not value religion or order. Many are from organized working groups or are students who’ve been mislead by atheist professors. They hate Iran and want the West to win. They think they can ‘negotiate’ with these people. Sure, people in the big cities of Tehran, Mashhad, and Isfahan support this evilness but the REAL Iranians, the patriots of the heartland do not. They are the silent majority, the hardworking people who pay their taxes, go to mosque, and cherish the old time values. Such as that marriage is a sacred bond between a man and his women. And that punishment should be harsh, swift, and frequent.
The professors in their ivory minarets, the activist mullahs, and the ultra-radical entertainment celebrities actually cheer on these people and fill their heads with nonsense. They insist that the illegals from Afghanistan and Pakistan who come here to take work away from the citizens should be allowed to stay. Even though so many of them speak Azeri, Kurdish, Mazandarani, and Gilak instead of Persian, which should be ruled our official national language. They ignore the teachings of the Holy Qur’an and want a society where the state and religion are separate. They support the feminazis who would burn their burqas and try to learn to read.
They are the ones who support Mir Hossein Mousavi, who most believe to be a secret Christian and who in his youth palled around with a man who was not a terrorist. He would establish a national insurance program which is contrary to the practice of alms-giving. He would rain in the Iranian National Guard that has always protected us. He would deny our Iranian exceptionalism, our special niche among the world’s nations.
This is not what our founding ayatollahs fought for. When they threw off the yoke of monarchy they envisioned a new society, one which the world had never seen before. It may not be the best way of governing but it’s the best that man has developed so far, in shah Allah. Why do the unbelievers fear and conspire against us? As the Supreme Leader said, “They hate us for our lack of freedoms.”
Please spread the truth and hope that people everywhere will join us and say with pride, “eich bin ein Iranian.”
Also, please write with more information on these young Palin women. If, as you say, they are comely, fertile, and ignorant they would make perfect Muslim wives. For as all believers from Abraham on down realize women should be barefoot, pregnant, and working in the home.”
Why would anyone agree to have a target put so close to their head? That’s kind of like putting up a “Post No Bills” signs outside a construction site
If only that were a target and a gun stolen from the soulless, mercenary, murder-for-hire Basij, now in the hand of a protester, was taking aim to blow this clown’s head off.
Where you been all day, Mr. shortsshortsshorts? I was looking for somewhere to vent, and found myself reduced to begging that ginger hobo at the Not Funny Diarrhea Club for an Iran post.
I played a soccer game from 12-2pm (hot) and then expected to come home and sleep for hours on end. Only I couldn’t sleep after seeing that horrible video of the poor woman murdered in what is now a lawless, chaotic, shoot-on-sight hell on earth.
The thought that these people could die for nothing (well, for no substantive change) hurts me in that thing I didn’t think I had anymore, now clogged with plaque and cigarette smoke.
Gesu Cristo, those dumbfuckass ayatollah fucknutz. Willing to kill anyone to hold onto power. The fucking eurocommies didn’t even go this far in 1989. They knew the game was up when millions marched every Monday night in Leipzig and elsewhere. They worried then only about saving their own asses. Even the Chinese, after murdering who knows how many of their own, at least took the hint and, despite still being severely flawed, have made changes that make China today barely recognizable compared to the China of 1989. The only comparison I can make off the top of my head is South Africa, which I hope just means I can’t think straight.
Or maybe Iran is in for years or decades of violent flare-ups from generations with no memory of their theoratic revolution of clowns. The median age of Iran is 27. Which means more than half the country has no memory of that revolution. Today’s protesters may have early childhood memories of a country at war, “defending the revolution,” but the next generation won’t even have that. How long will they put up with antedilevian social policies, women covered head to toe, laws based on a religion which spread primarily through military conquest.while connected via the information revolution to the ever-changing world outside Iran?
Maybe one partial solution is for an African, Middle Eastern or Asian country to offer asylum to these bearded, sexless cowards, who order murders from a telephone or behind a desk. And there should be a special place in a hell on earth for the Basij. Chop off their balls, their ears, their fingers one by one. Gouge out their eyes, pound long nails into their ears, dislocate their kneecaps, their hips (especially painful), and put what’s left of them on the rack until they’re torn to pieces to be fed to hogs.
There is no punishment violent or painful enough for what they’ve done today. I am against the death penalty — the killing of humans by the state. I don’t really have a problem with vigilante justice in Iran today, though I’m sure the protesters will remain non-violent. Being a macho US American male, right now I just want someone, lots of someones, to pay a painful, deadly price for their crimes, no matter how it comes about.
@Hobo: If you ever call me “Mr. Shorts” again, I will not only ban you, but declare a Jihad on your lovely family.
As much as you rock, do not ever refer to me that way again, unless you have some kind of unheard of death wish. ALLAH AKBAR, also.
Allah O Akbar, Liz. The dolphins are in the jacuzzi.
Just read this tweet here.
“her name is #NEDA her name means call to people in farsi she was 16 standing with her dad watching when shot very sad”
Obviously can’t verify but I think I feel even worse now. 16? They murdered a kid, probably not the only kid they murdered today. Certainly not the only person they murdered today. Coming up on noon Tehran time.
From the Al Jazeera website:
“At least one person has been killed after a suicide bomber reportedly blew himself up near the shrine of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, the leader of Iran’s 1979 Islamic revolution.
Two other people were wounded in the explosion in Tehran, the Iranian capital, local news agencies reported on Saturday.”
‘Joe the camel doctor’?
So this is what Joe the Plumber’s passing him self off as now? Well the Iranians know something good about taxes, beating gayz (and others) and drilling for oil. All the Oil money means they can pay him to set up his biz.
@chascates – Which is either, as is widely believed in Iran, a “government conspiracy” or an attempt to stir the pot further by the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq> Who blend Marxism and Islamism and may well be the group providing the theoretical/theological underpinnings for Barak Husseins attempt to remake America into Muslin France.
Hmmm. When there were dubious election results in the US in 2000, did people take to the streets and riot? If’n y’all were prepared to accept without dissent the choice for Prexy made by the Supremes, instead of the voters, why the sudden animus toward the Iranian Supremes picking their preferred “leader?” Why is it always “do as I say, not as I do” with you people?
Here’s a cheery bit o’news:
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/Ottawan+helps+Iranians+bypass+firewall/1718147/story.html
There is this
VERIFIED – Moussavi arrested about ten minutes ago BBC CNN #IranElection (via @alkapsom, @jdonners)/ìf true it’s going to b an intense day
but I also hear that Moussavi is trying to mend relations with the ruling clerics even if this means selling out the folks on the street who are protesting.
We marched on DC in May 1971 — http://tinyurl.com/may71dc . We were teargassed, maced, arrested, and thrown into RFK Stadium. But we never thought for a second that DC Metro Police would be shooting us from the rooftops, even though the kids at Kent State had been gunned down a year earlier.
We polished our anti-war credentials and used them to get laid. Also.
But we see none of that with the Iran protests. No after-march parties. No egos. No student leaders with their own sub-agendas. No inanities. Just the largest, most brutal reality show in the world: “So You Think You Can Vote.”
Funny, the biggest worry about computers back in the ’60s was that the All Powerful State would use them to control us all. Now it’s a 180 reverse.
F**k totalitarianism, f**k despots, f**k theocracy of any brand. All power to the people. The Whole World Is Watching.
I was arrested protesting the first Gulf War in January 1991. I spent a few hours in jail.
Now I know how it feels…to spend a few hours in jail.
@Memzilla:
You win this thread, and for that you get a SPECIAL prize. (We will discuss said prize at some point).
@Hobo: When I got a DUI, I spent a few hours in jail. Therefore I SHARE THEIR PLIGHT.
Guardian Council: Over 100% voted in 50 cities
from http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=98711§ionid=351020101
Now THAT’s a turnout. I would have forwarded the article but their site’s 3 letter code for security wasn’t being accepted. I tried about 7 different combinations before I gave up. Some things, as Lady Noonington proclaimed, need to remain mysterious.
@memzilla wins the entire intertubez.
[...] will be made. Most of us will never have to face what these people are facing right now. A comment from a friend’s blog really struck a chord with me: memzilla [...]