Did you know that Oprah Winfrey is in charge of the entire free world? Well she is, because Breitbart said so:
Breitbart: Well, this doesn’t surprise me. Does it surprise you? This is the Oprah Winfrey presidency. She was his biggest supporter, and I think that she’s been behind the scenes orchestrating this presidency as a media presidency, photo ops, giving billions of dollars of gifts away to people and to companies like General Electric, and until the mainstream media starts realizing –
What?
Beck: Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that Barack Obama walks into a room and goes, “GE CEOs, look under your seat!”
Breitbart: I think that’s exactly what it is.
Beck: You’ve got a bailout. Is that what you’re suggesting?
Breitbart: That’s exactly what I’m suggesting. It is the Oprah Winfrey presidency.
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Yes. That is what happens with Glenn Beck on Fridays. You’ve been warned.
(YouTube via CrooksandLiars)
If so then she’ll get us all to lose weight and read more books.
And I’d love a new car!!!
This is what happens when a president broadcasts his own videos:
Dubya: Bypassing the left-wing media filter.
President Obama: Exerting his sinister control over information.
Oh, and Glenn Beck’s big Pulitzer-prize-winning ACORN story? It’s just soooo sad that he doesn’t have some sort of media outlet to tell the world. Now we’ll never know.
So Oprah is the insidious author of Obama’s TelePrompTerz? I thought William Ayers was His ghostwriter…
Is he implying that Oprah is using black majick to run the world?
Wow. Oprah is giving billions of $$ away to people and to companies like GE, which probably have untold billions in cash on hand. So this makes total sense. Plus the daily video we see of her going in & out of the White House. Also this is certainly the first ‘media presidency.’ Before, presidents just ignored the media. We hardly had any idea what was going on. Then suddenly Hopey figures out how to manipulate the media for his own purposes. Revolutionary!!
Also, Breitfart is a penis. And a dickhead with longish hair who needs to be told that having longish hair doesn’t make you any less of a racist, right-wing dumbfuckass. And his last name is totally gay, in the pejorative sense. Not the homosexual sense.
Oprah’s “The One?” But I thought she said “He is The One.”
Despite my confusion over this, what I do know is that neither Glenn Beck nor Andrew Breitfart is The One. Unless you’re counting world class assholes. Both are in contention for that particular honour.
I wanna read more Inside Hollywood-type stories from Breitfart’s stable of veteran Hollywood actors. Like the guy who played that dude in that one movie (you know, whatsitcalled?) and is suing for residuals even though he’s not in the credits and appeared onscreen for two and a half seconds. That guy has a great insider’s take on the filthy liberals in show business.