Just look at this man. LOOK. AT. HIM. Ha ha JUST KIDDING there is nothing to look at. But listen to what Michael has to share with us, because it may affect the future of this great Nation.
Who is the real Barack Obama? After all, we don’t even KNOW the guy. Never mind that this tactic was used by Hillary, McWalnuts, Snowbilly, etc., IT REMAINS EFFECTIVE. Jesus.
Here is what Steele had to say to Bill Bennett:
“The problem that we have with this president is that we don’t know [Obama]. He was not vetted, folks. … He was not vetted, because the press fell in love with the black man running for the office. “Oh gee, wouldn’t it be neat to do that? Gee, wouldn’t it make all of our liberal guilt just go away? We can continue to ride around in our limousines and feel so lucky to live in an America with a black president.” Okay that’s wonderful, great scenario, nice backdrop. But what does he stand for? What does he believe? … So we don’t know. We just don’t know.”
Michael Steele is the worst Chairman of any entity since, oh, who knows— Michael Steele. There is no excuse to give this man air anymore. He has taken far too much for it. ShortsandPants will be starting a new P.A.C. soon to address this issue. It will be called “MSMSB,” or “Michael Steele Must Stop Breathing.”
AND FINALLY: This is the last post that the editor will be doing (maybe) for the weekend, as he is being kidnapped and taken to a compound in Eastern California by Michael Patrick Leahy’s Lizard People Front. If there is Internet at any point though, you can count on a post being put up. ALSO Dana is camping, so he won’t be posting, and pantspantspants is probably battling Joe Lieberman somewhere in Connecticut for Ensure. In any event, have a simply FANTASTIC weekend.
And don’t forget to check out the progress at Teablogging, as the Editor managed to pump out two posts there today. I gotta start makin’ money off this shit soon. GOD SPEED PATRIOTS.
Jesus pig-fucking christ Steele is dumb. He is the best argument republicans have against affirmative action. Well, him & Clarence Thomas. If this is one of their new ideas, well, I don’t know if I can even snark on that. Every fucking word he’s quoted as saying here was done extra crispy during the campaign. I guess he was nodding off on heroin that whole time. It is fun to think what would be happening if one of the racists had won the RNC vote. Though probably nothing would be happening. These guys don’t usually get much attention, at least not nearly this much. But who can resist the dichotomy between the smart, sexy president who is black and the terrible half-wit goon RNC chair who is black? And anyway, also, you can never trust a man with that type of male pattern baldness (Type VII on the Hamilton-Norwood baldness scale) who doesn’t shave his head. Having a ring of hair going from ear to ear on the back of your head just screams “I am a dumbfuck. Do not trust me even to pick up dog poop.”
Well, I for one enjoy my limo rides knowing Obambi is prez.
By implication does this mean Steele is also unvetted because he’s black? Because I’m cool wit dat. Steele you be da man to bing down the GOP.