Everyone loves a nice, non-partisan “GALLUP” poll. They are fairly accurate, and even come with fancy pictorial representations of various data-points, which are fun! If you recall back in the early part of the 200o’s, no one wanted to be a Democrat, because Democrats caused 9/11, but things have dramatically changed.
Most folks have heard about the unpopularity of the GOP right now, as they seem to be dropping like flies these days— but guess what? It’s even worse than we thought. Oh no!
Here are some exciting new graphs, which tell the tail tale (SO SUE ME) of a dying Republican party:
As you can see, there are absolutely no positive indicators for the GOP. It is all downhill, forever. Luckily, the graph continues below:
Oh that’s still really bad. Like extremely bad. Why does Barack Obama hate Republicans so much? Clearly when you see an 8-10% drop among even the low income people that scream about guns and Jesus and Socialism and blahblahblah, you would expect these numbers to subsist, but nay. Bye bye Republicans.
These graphs are fun, so here is another one:
OH WOW. That does not look so well. Where is Ronald Reagan when you need him? WHERE. IS. REAGAN?
(Gallup)
The terrorists are winning. This post’s formatting is completely screwed and impossible to fix. So there you go.
Ronald Reagan has returned to the stars, from whence he came. But He shall return soon, when America needs Him most, as our darkest hour, the cruel reign of “President” Poupon, is upon us. So, it will probably be by the 2010 midterms, give or take a little.
After all these years that RR has been dead I still have this irrational fear of his greasy dyed hair. Zombie Reagan Hair!!! Arrrrrrrrgh!
Monsieur Grumpe, if you have an irrational fear of Ronnie Raygun, this is the film for you.
Ha ha this is like two big wins in one. The republicans can only look back at the glory days and wonder what went wrong, while Raygun, after he was finished screwing the working man and the poors and lying to Congress spent his last years wondering who the fuck he was and why this scary old hag kept hovering over him. Justice served to both parties for being terrible humans.
This is actually really bad. I mean from a democracy point of view. As much as I love to watch them crash n’ burn is not a very reassuring thing to let the democrats run this (big, fat and ugly) baby alone (and Saddam Pol Pot Hussein Obama is not infallible). You know that check and balances thing. In a civilized country you’d expect the government to have some sort of opposition. We have Palin/Bachmann/Limbaugh.
Allah help us all.
Tale, not tail. Numbnuts!
WHY IS THE FORMATTING SO BAD ON THIS POST? Carry on.
Wilson Edgar: Cosign me to that effect. There should be another viable party…
Perhaps the Guns and Dope party may have a chance?
@Wilson E
Maybe the Democratic party can split into a party of the left and a party of the center. And the Repubs can just gradually die out amongst the dells, dingleberrys and hogswallers of the deep South?