Alex Jones is a Rational, Calm Individual

By shortsshortsshorts, 18 May, 2009, 9 Comments

Clearly no one can say otherwise.

Excerpt:

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!11!!!!!”

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9 Responses {+}
  • viyh viyh
    May 18, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Quick! 10cc’s of Thorazine, stat!

  • chascates
    May 18, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    Wait 2 hours after the Thorazine and administer 300 milligrams of clean LSD.

  • viyh viyh
    May 19, 2009 at 12:45 am

    The though of this man on LSD is frightening.

  • engulfedinflames
    May 19, 2009 at 1:08 am

    cut out his tongue

  • HoboSpaceJunkie
    May 19, 2009 at 4:11 am

    I once listened to this guy regularly for about two years. I find it hard to hate him because he’s so sincere. He’s not a cynical, manipulative asshat like the wingtard radio goons. Unfortunately he has to throw in some baby jesus from time to time which just doesn’t go down well with NWO conspiracies and UN baby-trafficking.

  • Kristin DT
    May 19, 2009 at 10:13 am

    In fairness to Barack, the same thing happens to Alex every morning in the bathroom.

    He’s like Meatloaf without the Indie-cool factor. Also, more man tits.

  • Kristin DT
    May 19, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Hobo-

    I did rather enjoy his segment in Waking Life. He’s never looked better.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEuSNejejY

  • Brendan M.
    May 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    I’m sure if this was in context, he’d look as calm and rational as Jim Leher or Bill Moyers.

    Also, I don’t think this guy needs “10cc’s of Thorazine,” but rather 10 cc of O2 directly into the bloodstream.

  • Kristin DT
    May 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    I just can’t get enough of this video. Clearly, i have issues.

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