You are Joe Biden.

What will you do? (a. become VP, b. create more tax incentives for credit card cos, or c. make gaffe)

You choose a. You will now become the VP of America. Make sure your son is no longer a well paid lobbyist. Have your son and brother buy a sketchy business. What sketchy business will they buy? (a. ocaî berry marketer, b. fund-of-fund, or c. pornographer)

You choose b. What will the successful name of this business be? (a. Fairfield Greenwich Group, b. Leverage Credit Opportunity Fund, c. Paradigm Global)

You choose c. You are now ready to be VP. Good luck to your family member’s business!

This is one of those stories that might have some serious legs to run on as it follows one or another lead, whether it be details on political corruption, influence, friends in high places, theft, negligence, and/or other criminal activities.

At its best, Hunter and James Biden’s business is horribly sloppy in an industry where their company marketed themselves as being supremely diligant. At worst, James and Hunter Biden bought and are now operating a Ponzi Scheme.

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