Comments on: Your Daily Malkin http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2009/04/30/your-daily-malkin-5/ Gore-Tex Quality for Political Audacity Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:39:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: HoboSpaceJunkie http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2009/04/30/your-daily-malkin-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1544 HoboSpaceJunkie Fri, 01 May 2009 08:41:30 +0000 http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=2668#comment-1544 Oooooooohhhhhhh, I have weird taste. I have weird taste. Bachmann, at least when she was younger (though I'm fine with her now) was conventionally pretty, a nice fine, if crazy & stupid, white woman, with pretty (crazy) eyes. Malkin is just, ugh, that head of hers, what is up with that? It's like a grapefruit that kind of changes shape when you sqeeze it. And those eyes, they are borderline Down Syndrome, and when she gets all angry & scrunches up her face she looks like Andy Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's. Hot body, soul-crushingly ugly face. Sure, you don't fuck the face, but you still have to look at it. Putting a bag over it is cheating. I'd happily look crazy Bachmann in the eyes, so long as she said the word Jesus every 10 seconds, in ecstasy. Oooooooohhhhhhh, I have weird taste. I have weird taste. Bachmann, at least when she was younger (though I’m fine with her now) was conventionally pretty, a nice fine, if crazy & stupid, white woman, with pretty (crazy) eyes. Malkin is just, ugh, that head of hers, what is up with that? It’s like a grapefruit that kind of changes shape when you sqeeze it. And those eyes, they are borderline Down Syndrome, and when she gets all angry & scrunches up her face she looks like Andy Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Hot body, soul-crushingly ugly face. Sure, you don’t fuck the face, but you still have to look at it. Putting a bag over it is cheating. I’d happily look crazy Bachmann in the eyes, so long as she said the word Jesus every 10 seconds, in ecstasy.

]]> By: Brendan M. http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2009/04/30/your-daily-malkin-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1492 Brendan M. Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:29:55 +0000 http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=2668#comment-1492 Wilson Edgar: She is indeed a hideously ugly person, but, unlike Coulter, she is at least physically attractive. Much more so than Bachmann; her crazy eyes make my penis cry, and not in the good way. HoboSpaceJunkie, he has weird taste. Wilson Edgar: She is indeed a hideously ugly person, but, unlike Coulter, she is at least physically attractive. Much more so than Bachmann; her crazy eyes make my penis cry, and not in the good way.

HoboSpaceJunkie, he has weird taste.

]]> By: Wilson Edgar http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2009/04/30/your-daily-malkin-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1483 Wilson Edgar Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:57:45 +0000 http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=2668#comment-1483 It always amazes me, how can someone with a story like hers (the daughter of immigrants and brown looking) can stand for the things she does. Is this some childhood trauma? Easy money? It's hard to imagine that actually believes that shit. Either way I'd still fuck her. It always amazes me, how can someone with a story like hers (the daughter of immigrants and brown looking) can stand for the things she does. Is this some childhood trauma? Easy money?
It’s hard to imagine that actually believes that shit.
Either way I’d still fuck her.

]]> By: Crapola http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2009/04/30/your-daily-malkin-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1481 Crapola Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:10:32 +0000 http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=2668#comment-1481 She's like the Filipino Uncle Ruckus. God bless her. She’s like the Filipino Uncle Ruckus. God bless her.

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