I went on NewHampshire.com, the “official website of New Hampshire,” to find a link to the weather report so we could see if there was a 100% chance of armageddon happening today. While I couldn’t find the weather, I did discover this nifty online poll! No, silly, it’s not about gay marriage. It’s about ass ice cream!
New Hampshire is now officially the most adorable state in the Union! And my favorite ice cream flavor is “aborted fetuses” (with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups on a sugar cone).
gummy bears really go much better with aborted fetus ice cream.
I hope New Hamsterites like the flavour not listed above, called anal swirl, because it’s about to become mandatory.