Rush Limbaugh has decided to forsake his duties as the evil facilitator of all things doom and cooperate with the Humane Society. This is NOT on the hunter/fisher agenda. Rush took a bit of heat for it, of course.

It all started with Limbaugh’s outgoing support of the Humane Society, a very nice group that does not enjoy the torture of bunnies, or something. BUT THEY HAVE A COMMUNIST AGENDA: they secretly(?) oppose hunting and or fishing, so therefore must be destroyed:

“Despite a few programs designed to attract support from the general public, HSUS is in fact an organization that opposes hunting, fishing, and trapping,” the groups, including Ducks Unlimited and the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance, wrote in a letter last week to Mr. Limbaugh.

Knowing Limbaugh’s integrity, he surely bravely swept off the criticism and, when interviewed, challenged these dissenters with relentless pursuit:

In an interview by Greta Van Susteren on Fox News last week, he was asked by the host, “Who do you admire and why?” As Mr. Limbaugh paused, citing “brain freeze,” this exchange occurred:

“You like the Humane Society,” Mrs. Van Susteren said.

“Who?” Mr. Limbaugh asked.

“The Humane Society.”

Rush Limbaugh has never heard of the Humane Society, so do not bother him with your liberal acts to treat animals as if they were not villainous swine. He will have none of that, you communists. What he will have, however? Ratings. Fuck yeah.

(Washington Times)

UPDATE: The editor wrote this piece of trash when he woke up this morning, which was literally 5 minutes after the alarm went off, so the links were forgotten, BUT NOW THEY ARE THERE. /fixed.

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