Comments on: Spend Your Tax Refund Now, Suckers!

By: Anon

Anon — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:59:53 +0000

City worker Jazzrea McRae charged in credit scam

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/04/25/2009-04-25_city_worker_charged_in_credit_scam.html

By: trondant

trondant — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:56:44 +0000

I see all sorts of shit when I’m on E.

By: chascates

chascates — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:31:31 +0000

Along with losing his hair his eyes and mouth seem a lot smaller now. Or did his head just expand along with the rest of his carcass?

By: pantspantspants

pantspantspants — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:22:56 +0000

To be perfectly honest, SHEEPLE, I’m a little disappointed/sad/brokenhearted that no one has mentioned the “porn-stache” on the picture of a young Rush Limbaugh at the top of the post. I scoured the Internet* looking for that for you! (My other choice was a picture of cute baby ducks, which wouldn’t have had a lot to do with Rush, but the we wouldn’t have had to actually LOOK at Rush, so that would’ve been a bonus.

* = Did a Google image search for “young rush limbaugh” and then drank some Bushmill’s .

By: SayItWithWookies

SayItWithWookies — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:53:03 +0000

@HoboSpaceJunkie: I would sacrifice Ashton Kutcher to blow Rush Limbaugh for a year. The only thing I’d ask in return is that the government legalize enough drugs to make me forget that happened.

By: shortsshortsshorts

shortsshortsshorts — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:03:23 +0000

@HoboSpaceJunkie: Terrifying. BUT THAT IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN WE ALL HAVE THE SWINE FLU and stuffs.

Oh God I was going to post a whole bunch of “Fark” goodness tonight but it looks like I AM ALSO STRICKEN WITH THE SWINE FLU of Gin, so instead there will be dancers, later. TUNE IN.

By: HoboSpaceJunkie

HoboSpaceJunkie — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 06:51:52 +0000

The picture of Rush on the Peace Through Rush shirts has been heavily photoshopped to remove about 375lbs. He almost looks human there, not the cow-like water mammal that appeared in DC recently.

Akin to that old puzzler “would you sacrifice the life of one small child (infant?) for world peace,” I ask another puzzler — would you blow Rush Limbaugh once a day for a year in exchange for US America becoming a democratic socialist paradise for ever more?

Every day for a year he cums in your mouth. But after 365 days (366 if it’s a leap year!) the riches are taxed at 99%, public transportation is cheap and on time, pollution gradually disappears, no one is homeless, drugs are legal and free, the state takes care of your parents so you don’t have to and Ann Coulter is definitively exposed as a man on national TV.

Would you do it? Would you? Really? No? Why do you hate America?

By: Bruno

Bruno — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:55:54 +0000

So those t-shirts are made for his conjoined twin listener base?

That’s very thoughtful, although I naturally thought the conjoined-at-the-head audience would be larger than the conjoined-at-the-arm