Yesterday was the first installment of “Your Daily Malkin,” wherein I, your fearless S&P contributor, scour Shelley Malkin’s Corner o’ Crazy so you don’t have to. Unfortunately, some douchebag commenter had a problem with the picture I posted in which Shelley “strikes a pose” in a dormitory hallway (Liberty University, perhaps?) wearing an R-rated bikini. So are you happier with today’s picture, assmonkey? It’s of a fucking cute-as-shit baby panda holding his paws up as if to say, “No, Shelley Malkin! Don’t murder me with your laser eyes!”

Anyway.

I visited Shelley’s site today to find out whether or not she was continuing to ask her followers to remain sane and not to resort to conspiracy theories regarding the death of (former) Freddie Mac CEO David Kellerman. “Look,” Shelley said yesterday, “I know that Bill Clinton had Vince Foster killed, but please! Let’s withhold our judgments until all available information is in hand!” I know that I, like you, breathed a sigh of relief: perhaps our girl has finally decided to cast aside the shackles of wingnuttery and join us here in Reality, 90210!

Not fucking likely.

In a post entitled “The Resurgence of Left-Wing Extremism,” America’s favorite Anger Bear(rette) comes out swinging:

Well, DHS isn’t going to be issuing alerts about it any time soon. But it’s here: the resurgence of left-wing extremism.

(I guess, in a way, she’s right: the DHS report on “left-wing extremism” won’t be issued “any time soon,” as it was already issued in 2001, and 2001 isn’t “soon,” it’s “eight years ago.”) Nevertheless, let’s go back to Shelley’s point that, in her eyes, “left-wing extremism” is synonymous with “people opposed to torture who think that, maybe, those who approved it should, possibly, be held accountable”:

Data point – Hillary cackles at serious questions about the effectiveness of enhanced interrogation.

Data point – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi ups pressure for ‘truth’ panel on torture.

Now, I’m no economist, so I don’t know a “data point” from a “microtrend,” but this leads me to believe that, in Shelley’s eyes, “left-wing extremists” are 1,000% worse than “right-wing extremists,” who recently held signs like this at “teabagging” rally in Washington, D.C.:

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems to me as if Shelley is saying that people who question the effectiveness of “enhanced interrogation” or people who think that torture is wrong, illegal, and generally immoral are “left-wing extremists” and that this is bad, un-American, and generally IslamoFascistSocialistSatanistLesbian.

Yes, well. “Homey don’t play dat!!!” indeed, you stupid, ignorant fucktard.

“The Resurgence of Left-Wing Extremism” (Michelle Malkin)

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