ZOMG it’s like Christmas and your birthday and Zombie Jesus Easter all rolled into one! That’s right, kids, Glenn Beck is FOR SALE ON THE INTERNET, which is not surprising, but in a much more literal way than usual this time!
[THERE WILL BE A PHOTO HERE, SOON]
(editor’s note: no there will not be.)
And you can do whatever you want with him–Caress him, brush his luxurious hair, hog-tie him a la Richard Quest (google it, Pollyanna).
[From Teablogging via Wonkette]
Stephanie, as Shorts and Pants’ newest “contributor,” may I suggest, collegially, that you use this photograph?
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/swiftian/052707/glenbeck_pota.jpg
Love,
Ben
what would jesus do to Glenn Beck?
I totally forgot about Richard Quest. I used to love that guy. He was totally high on TV. It all makes sense now. Dude was nonstop all over the place and funny to boot. Too bad his career is now over. Should’ve stuck to heroin. That shit won’t rot your brain, so long as you eat well. And with his salary he could afford to eat well & be high on heroin all the time. Then again, maybe he just used meth once in a blue moon for fun & sexy time. Bummer thing is that when you get caught with drugs everyone thinks you do them 24/7. But you totally know he did ‘em 24/7. He was crazy on TV! But I still love him. Come back to us Richard Quest! Come back!